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  1. #61
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Herpetology is a consistently inventive field. You have to stay on top of research. If I slack, I don't have a job, and then I have to move back in with those tweakers.

    another schizo post incoming
  2. #62
    Originally posted by GGG Herpetology is a consistently inventive field. You have to stay on top of research. If I slack, I don't have a job, and then I have to move back in with those tweakers.

    The only thing you stay on top of is dick. Let’s be honest.
  3. #63
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala The only thing you stay on top of is dick. Let’s be honest.

    Idk if you're hitting on me but I already have a boy toy, thanks.
  4. #64
    No I rejected you first you stupid betch!

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #65
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  6. #66
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The walk off the earth guitar cover in the suggested to that video is a really cool idea.
  7. #67
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    That Caged Crab would Spook Nigger around.
  8. #68
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
  9. #69
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER I mean I've had some weird ones, but it generally gets the job done. I can't imagine how bad you'd have to be to have someone pack up and go home. Lol.

    one word: teeth.
  10. #70
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box one word: teeth.

    If a rolled up straw hat couldn't keep me from busting, no tooth is. If their frontal palate game is lacking, that's when you go for the throat. Accidentally, of course.
  11. #71
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    this site has became increasingly more like f169bbs lol
  12. #72
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER If a rolled up straw hat couldn't keep me from busting, no tooth is. If their frontal palate game is lacking, that's when you go for the throat. Accidentally, of course.

    i can't even count the number of times I wasn't able to bust during sex. especially while high on heroin. fuck for like 3 or 4 hours straight and never even get close while she's like pleeease stop it hurts. even sober, I start doing breath control and several hours later there's a lot of sex but no conclusion.

    definitely puts a different vibe on things. instead of cuddling up after orgasmic exhaustion, your energy levels remain agitated and stimulated, not necessarily in a bad way but definitely not conciliatory
  13. #73
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i can't even count the number of times I wasn't able to bust during sex. especially while high on heroin. fuck for like 3 or 4 hours straight and never even get close while she's like pleeease stop it hurts. even sober, I start doing breath control and several hours later there's a lot of sex but no conclusion.

    definitely puts a different vibe on things. instead of cuddling up after orgasmic exhaustion, your energy levels remain agitated and stimulated, not necessarily in a bad way but definitely not conciliatory

    Yeah heroin was always my go-too tool when I wanted to make a good impression. and for everything else. But that part was especially nice. Because if things got boring, I could just fuck her face and put a bow on that shit.
  14. #74
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah heroin was always my go-too tool when I wanted to make a good impression. and for everything else. But that part was especially nice. Because if things got boring, I could just fuck her face and put a bow on that shit.

    is there really any point in putting on a good impression for a girl? im thinking back, and im wondering, what was the point.
  15. #75
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box is there really any point in putting on a good impression for a girl? im thinking back, and im wondering, what was the point.

    Something non gay men do
  16. #76
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box is there really any point in putting on a good impression for a girl? im thinking back, and im wondering, what was the point.

    Really just so I'd have a better chance at getting laid on down the line.
  17. #77
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Really just so I'd have a better chance at getting laid on down the line.

    yeah but then what do you do at that later time? the same thing? trying to make a good impression? to get more pussy? to try to...get more pussy? what exactly is the point
  18. #78
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah but then what do you do at that later time? the same thing? trying to make a good impression? to get more pussy? to try to…get more pussy? what exactly is the point

    Well no i just live it like 20% effort, and they keep hanging onto the hope that one day soon ill break em off a lil piece of that casper lovin.
  19. #79
    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Well no i just live it like 20% effort, and they keep hanging onto the hope that one day soon ill break em off a lil piece of that casper lovin.

    good move, string them along, until you have to bury their bodies
  20. #80
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box good move, string them along, until you have to bury their bodies

    No one buries bodies anymore, silly goose. Plastic water barrels and sodium hydroxide.
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