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  1. #41
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Hey you should really go to Portillos if you come to Chicago tho. Get a chilli cheese dog, cheese fries, and a chocolate cake shake. Then fast for a couple days to give your arteries a rest.


    My favorite is the combo dipped w sweet peppers n the grilled yellowfin tuna sandwich
  2. #42
    CandyRein Black Hole
    All food is your favorite food
  3. #43
    Ghost Black Hole
    §m£ÂgØL a faggot
  4. #44
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein All food is your favorite food

    Every restaurant trembles at the mere thought of him arriving and perform signature ordering move: "The One With Everything".
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  5. #45
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter and,
    Umm— ONLY, if you’re good at it!🤣

    Thatd have to be pretty bad not to. Like idk any dude who's gonna pass on a blowjob. "Well let's not get aHEAD of ourselves. Honestly how good would you say you are-on a scale of 1-10?"
  6. #46
    Ghost Black Hole
    Practice makes perfect ;)
  7. #47
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I mean I've had some weird ones, but it generally gets the job done. I can't imagine how bad you'd have to be to have someone pack up and go home. Lol.
  8. #48
    Ghost Black Hole
    We would give them meth and throat fuck them until they got good

    -S
  9. #49
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    The girl who lived with me for a year would take it as a "challenge" to see if she could make me cum. If I "won" we'd fuck. But I was so high on H, I literally couldn't orgasm from sex.

    E: But yeah that's the one thing I miss about meth. Tweaker chicks are fucking bonkers. Unfortunately unless you catch one fresh off the wagon, hygiene gets iffy quick.
  10. #50
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Candy lives in Atlanta ??
  11. #51
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Btw WallDung: you are literally being trolled into nonexistence.
  12. #52
    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
    Actual picture of OP's posting history.

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  13. #53
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Candy lives in Atlanta ??

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  14. #54
    Lion Yung Blood
    Lion eyes hurt now
  15. #55
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 §m£ÂgØL, flirt with me instead, why would you go gay only to chase poonani?

    I'm not flirting with frala. I'd get herpes, that bitch a ho. She fucks dogs
  16. #56
    Excuse me but you cannot get herpes from dogs.

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  17. #57
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG I'm not flirting with frala. I'd get herpes, that bitch a ho. She fucks dogs

    You fuck men
  18. #58
    He’s worried about the herp but he’s already got the hiv
  19. #59
    Ghost Black Hole
  20. #60
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by ohfralala He’s worried about the herp but he’s already got the hiv

    Herpetology is a consistently inventive field. You have to stay on top of research. If I slack, I don't have a job, and then I have to move back in with those tweakers.
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