2019-01-18 at 11:42 AM UTC
Do you not care that much for money ...because money can't buy you love?
2019-01-18 at 11:52 AM UTC
your moms for sale.
whoresale.
2019-01-18 at 12:59 PM UTC
Of course money CAN buy love.
Scenario.
You are lonely and without love and work 16hrs a day to make ends meet and so have no time to find love, you rarely go out and work with all 60yr old dudes.
One day you win $312,000,000 on the Texas Mega Millions (before tax and cash penalty). You are now free to seek love 24/7 anyplace in the world. You take a Mediterranean cruise (On your own 120ft luxury boat), and one day while you are at the Acropolis in greece doing the tourist thing, you run into Nefeli, a beautiful young greek girl who has a thing for fat balding older men. She has no idea of your wealth as you don't tell her but you both fall head over heels in love and it's all thanks to your mega millions win which afforded you the time and resources to find her....money bought love.
2019-01-18 at 1:08 PM UTC
^oh, J’boo, J’boo, J’boo— Here i thought such fairytales were only made up by women!
... tell us another? 🤣😝
*silly boys, good morning, you all 🌞
2019-01-18 at 1:09 PM UTC
This one time...at band camp...
2019-01-18 at 1:25 PM UTC
They are from Liverpool, if you've ever been there you know the median IQ of Liverpudlians is 81. You think John would have met that ugly Asian chick if he'd been a poor plumber?
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2019-01-18 at 2:03 PM UTC
False. Meth and pussy is always for sale daily.
2019-01-18 at 4:12 PM UTC
I used to walk around my hood with a few hundred in my pocket in case I saw some desperate young cutie begging I would walk up and ask if she likes to party or if she just fell on hard times. Most of them party
If you want to eat a pussy it's a cheap way to do it. I would invite them over to my moms house and let them take a bath, get them high and in return I give them some cash and the best orgasm of their life.
They kept stealing my moms perfume though so I got in trouble.
2019-01-18 at 5:41 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Nigga my sega genesis, atari and sega saturn were sold at the age of six, h-and I'm still pissed off.
2019-01-18 at 5:42 PM UTC
I believe OP cant afford much
