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  1. #21
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to walk around my hood with a few hundred in my pocket in case I saw some desperate young cutie begging I would walk up and ask if she likes to party or if she just fell on hard times. Most of them party

    If you want to eat a pussy it's a cheap way to do it. I would invite them over to my moms house and let them take a bath, get them high and in return I give them some cash and the best orgasm of their life.

    They kept stealing my moms perfume though so I got in trouble.

  2. #22
    Originally posted by Ghost I used to walk around my hood with a few hundred in my pocket in case I saw some desperate young cutie begging I would walk up and ask if she likes to party or if she just fell on hard times. Most of them party

    When I first came to the US I met a chick in a nightclub and she said to me "do you like to party"...not being familiar with American lingo I assumed she meant do I like to have sex...when in fact she meant snort cocaine (and have sex)...so naturally I said yes, the night didn't go as expected.
  3. #23
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    ^ it went better, we take it?🤟
  4. #24
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by 🐿 Yeah, like your death.

    That could easily be for sale... 👍
  5. #25
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter ^ it went better, we take it?🤟

    Wrong answer. Cocaine can easily give a user ( especially an inexperienced one) unwanted edginess... as well as what u might call 'whiskey dick'... it did not facilitate the experience for him, unfortunately... like many others as well.
  6. #26
    Originally posted by ScarletLetter ^ it went better, we take it?🤟

    Well the rest of the night happens as follows, we then went to an after hours club with her friend (who was also delicious)...I guess they were regulars as we walked passed the line and they got us straight in.

    So I was stood at the bar with an arm around the waist of each of them, the friend one said to me "you think you're something with 2 girls huh"...I responded "yep". After a while they went to dance with each other while I stood at the bar sipping my $12 after hours drink and contemplating the upcoming events, I spotted an attractive young Latina sitting on her own so I approached (why bet on double when you can go for the trifecta).

    She didn't speak a word of English though..so after a few mins of gesticulating/winking/rubbing of thighs etc she stood up and lead me out of the place by the hand and we went to my car...so we are sitting in my car and I'm trying ask her "your place or mine" and she says "atm", after 5 mins of "huh" and repeated "atm's" I figured out she was a whore and wanted me to pay for that ass...Naturally I was outraged and said "Did you not see me with 2 women at the bar...why the fuck do you think I'd pay you for it!"...of course she didn't understand what I said.

    I gestured her to get out of my fucking car which she did and she returned to the club...I then after composing myself returned to the club to pick up with the 2 where i left off...the doorman would not let me in...I went home alone.

    Greed got me no poon that night...let that be a lesson to all you young fellas.
  7. #27
    WellHung Black Hole
    folks?
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