Got a job as a waiter at a mexican resteraunt

1. 2019-01-16 at 7:46 PM UTC

   #61
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian I tip motherfuckers at the drive thru, nigga. When I roll up to any place that I frequent these niggas already know what I want, and they hustle up to make it right.

   
   have you tested your foods for DNAs ?
2. 2019-01-16 at 8:26 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Tipping everyone is a sign of neediness.
3. 2019-01-16 at 8:32 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Tipping everyone is a sign of neediness.

   
   or just a sign of not being a cunt
4. 2019-01-16 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #64
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby

   
   This is a good song. I heard it last night as I was falling asleep.
   
   Also, congratulations on your spicy new butthole.
5. 2019-01-16 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls or just a sign of not being a cunt

   
   That too, not being a cunt is a sign of weakness and neediness too.
6. 2019-01-16 at 8:43 PM UTC

   #66
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by ohfralala This is a good song. I heard it last night as I was falling asleep.
   
   Also, congratulations on your spicy new butthole.

   
   i kndew you'd like that you hill billy, do you always talk like you have a piece of shit in your mouth?
7. 2019-01-16 at 8:44 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Yeah I’m a tobacco chewer. I always have a big dip little whoadie.
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8. 2019-01-16 at 8:47 PM UTC

   #68
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny have you tested your foods for DNAs ?

   
   No, the only drive thrus that I drive thru are coffee places where only females work. Why do they all wear such tight pants? I see em making my shit, though I'm sure they're trying to divert attention to their asses.
   
   Resist the thots.
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9. 2019-01-16 at 8:50 PM UTC

   #69
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I've noticed the young women in Popeyes chicken wear very tight pants...then asking for 2 spicy breasts often produces a bead of sweat on my brow...I'm glad the buttered biscuits are free so I don't have to ask for those.
10. 2019-01-16 at 8:54 PM UTC

    #70
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've noticed the young women in Popeyes chicken wear very tight pants…then asking for 2 spicy breasts often produces a bead of sweat on my brow…I'm glad the buttered biscuits are free so I don't have to ask for those.

    
    
    
    ^made me think of this song.
11. 2019-01-16 at 8:55 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That too, not being a cunt is a sign of weakness and neediness too.

    
    you don’t give up do you
    
    cunt
12. 2019-01-16 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #72
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls you don’t give up do you
    
    cunt

    
    I don't tip everyone either.
    
    Jiggaboo.
13. 2019-01-16 at 9:01 PM UTC

    #73
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman
    ^ except at the titty bar? 😝
14. 2019-01-16 at 9:21 PM UTC

    #74
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ScarletLetter ^ except at the titty bar? 😝

    
    Well that's not "everyone" ;)
15. 2019-01-16 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #75
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that's not "everyone" ;)

    
    oh
    
    does your mother give discounts
16. 2019-01-16 at 9:29 PM UTC

    #76
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls oh
    
    does your mother give discounts

    
    Yes, using a knife.
17. 2019-01-16 at 9:34 PM UTC

    #77
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well that's not "everyone" ;)

    
    Yeah, but what was it— you said to me, that one time, about tipping strippers? 😉
18. 2019-01-16 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #78
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by ScarletLetter Yeah, but what was it— you said to me, that one time, about tipping strippers? 😉

    
    I think I said "thanks, here you go...you earned it baby"
19. 2019-01-16 at 9:41 PM UTC

    #79
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    This thread needs more shit.
    
20. 2019-01-16 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #80
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I think I said "thanks, here you go…you earned it baby"

    
    
    *Pinches the holy shit out of you— waking your ass up, saving you from— your such nightmare! 😁