for the last 2 weeks ive been a waiter for the first time ever, before this i would just cook older mens pizza / pasta. I realized yesterday that this is the hardest job I've ever had, its a very high traffic hip place. At first it was all fun and games, playing grab ass with the suicide girl sluts that work there, making dick jokes with the bromos.
But last night I literally spilled the beans and tea twice in one hour and was knuckle deep in guacamole on my knees with a table of girls laughing at me. I broke into analytical tears and went to the bathroom and stared at myself long and hard and decided to quit. I walked out and went and hung w a friend, my boss called me asking what was wrong, totally trying to sweet talk me, saying it will be cool if i just come back now, and I told him I'm not coming back tonight but I will tomorrow, and he told me thats fine but there will be consequences..
I come in today and everything is going fine for having to work 12 hours serving men and women their dinner/lunch. But I've been eating spicy mexican food on the free all day errr day the last 12 days. I went to the bathroom to take a dumper and it came out so huge and hard that is literally ripped my b-hole and the spice of the chili relleno seeped into my sphincter (not that I know what that word means) and the burn and the pressure of my ass being filled made me pass out.
Evidently someone saw me laying on the bathroom floor by the toilet unconscious wearing a sombero and a fake wispy moustache (even though i already have facial hair) so embarassing. they called the paramedics and everyone at work was giving me hugs and telling me they care about me and asking whats wrong.
biggest dumper i've ever taken and hardest job I've ever had.
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sounds like they just couldn't get enough of the Bill Krozbyler. always good to hear when your bromo is doing well and not stuck in a quandary.
it's pretty rich knowing how many swappers read this and passed on reply because they are stuck in a whole heap of their own trouble and hate seing their fellow man rise up
Originally posted by A College Professor
sounds like they just couldn't get enough of the Bill Krozbyler. always good to hear when your bromo is doing well and not stuck in a quandary.
it's pretty rich knowing how many swappers read this and passed on reply because they are stuck in a whole heap of their own trouble and hate seing their fellow man rise up
Originally posted by mikeyagain
Most Mexican guys in those restaurants like to flirt with 12 yo girls and 90 yo grandmas.. Funny as fuck..
lol this is america we dont have 12 year old girls or 90 yo grandmas working at places here. but you have a point mexicans will fuck anything, the difference between a mexican and a gay mexican is about 3 beers
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
lol this is america we dont have 12 year old girls or 90 yo grandmas working at places here. but you have a point mexicans will fuck anything, the difference between a mexican and a gay mexican is about 3 beers
