My friend was found dead in the trunk of his car

1. 2019-01-16 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #41
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life Why would anyone kill a dead hooker?

   
   to bring her back to life, Duh!
2. 2019-01-16 at 2 PM UTC

   #42
    Acolyte

   Originally posted by esbity Every once in a while I take a nap in my trunk.

3. 2019-01-16 at 2:01 PM UTC

   #43
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by SpaceCakes Most people have bed covers for their trucks. it's like a trunk.

   
   Not in Tejas they don't..but being like a trunk doesn't make it a trunk.
4. 2019-01-16 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #44
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut
   If you cut a hole in the bed of a pickup and mount a toilet on it, you can have a mobile home with a bathroom without needing a waterline hooked up to it.
5. 2019-01-18 at 12:19 AM UTC

   #45
   

   UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
   Update:
   He’s still dead
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ECAP
6. 2019-01-18 at 12:43 AM UTC

   #46
   

   HTS highlight reel
   Ugh, thank you OP. That's such a relief. When I went to bury him and couldn't find him in the back seat, I thought I might have left his body at the crime scene or something. I could have sworn I put him in the back seat. I always put the body in the back seat.
7. 2019-01-18 at 1:16 AM UTC

   #47
    Acolyte
8. 2019-01-18 at 5:30 AM UTC

   #48
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut
   My former Doctor told me some dudes robbed him and locked him in his trunk. he said he never had problems like this until he moved out to California.
   
   Or something like this.
   
   He was scared they were going to fire their guns into the trunk door with him under it.
   
   learn where that release string is.
9. 2019-01-18 at 3:30 PM UTC

   #49
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by SpaceCakes learn where that release string is.

   
   Maybe they disconnected it first...seems like a reasonable thing to do if you are planning on putting a live one in your (or their) trunk...I know I disconnect mine whenever I get a new car.
10. 2019-01-18 at 5:47 PM UTC

    #50
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe they disconnected it first…seems like a reasonable thing to do if you are planning on putting a live one in your (or their) trunk…I know I disconnect mine whenever I get a new car.

    
    as do I
    
    those bitches must be taught to work harder to get out
11. 2019-01-19 at 3:55 AM UTC

    #51
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Maybe they disconnected it first…seems like a reasonable thing to do if you are planning on putting a live one in your (or their) trunk…I know I disconnect mine whenever I get a new car.

    
    I think it was his car though. they robbed him and put him in the back of his car. It's the only story I know of someone getting thrown into a trunk.. except when we used to sneak into drive Inns when they still existed in the 1980s I think there is only one or two active drive inn theaters left in the entire San Francisco Bay area.
12. 2019-01-19 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #52
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

    Originally posted by HTS Ugh, thank you OP. That's such a relief. When I went to bury him and couldn't find him in the back seat, I thought I might have left his body at the crime scene or something. I could have sworn I put him in the back seat. I always put the body in the back seat.

    
    middle back so you can still see them in the mirror :)
13. 2019-01-19 at 11:02 PM UTC

    #53
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    The dead aren’t a very vocal community
14. 2019-01-19 at 11:16 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by UNSUB The dead aren’t a very vocal community

    
    that's because they play drums
15. 2019-01-20 at 5:21 AM UTC

    #55
    

    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    I'm wondering if you're all black op agents talking hitmen talk.
    
    "Friend" like in Full Metal Jacket when Crazy Earl (I think it was him) showed the vietkong guy off to Rafterman as 'his story (the dead VC)
16. 2019-01-20 at 5:34 AM UTC

    #56
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box that's because they play drums

    
    Do they dance?
17. 2019-01-20 at 7:48 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]

    Originally posted by CASPER Do they dance?

    
    
18. 2019-01-20 at 4:41 PM UTC

    #58
    

    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Update: he’s still dead
19. 2019-01-20 at 5:01 PM UTC

    #59
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    
20. 2019-01-20 at 8:30 PM UTC

    #60
    ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by UNSUB Update:
    He’s still dead