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My friend was found dead in the trunk of his car

  1. #21
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    my friend drives a d@mn shevy duramacs ( worst truck in the world but thats a different point for another topic ) and the same guy got SWIM because they turned my buddy pal into bio deezil and used him for fuel to get back across the border..

    BUILD THE WALL
  2. #22
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by A College Professor my friend drives a d@mn shevy duramacs ( worst truck in the world but thats a different point for another topic ) and the same guy got SWIM because they turned my buddy pal into bio deezil and used him for fuel to get back across the border..

    BUILD THE WALL

    Oh, you're a fuckin' liar
  3. #23
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..so not the trunk then…as I said wouldn't have happened.

    Most people have bed covers for their trucks. it's like a trunk.
  4. #24
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by A College Professor my friend drives a d@mn shevy duramacs ( worst truck in the world but thats a different point for another topic ) and the same guy got SWIM because they turned my buddy pal into bio deezil and used him for fuel to get back across the border..

    BUILD THE WALL

    I was listening to a commercial on my youtubered account

    of a Yugoslavia woman telling a long story (long commercial) of how her son was murdered. how it took her family 3 attempts over 12 years to get into the USA and finally did so. and her son died from a man who was an illegal undocumented south of the border person.

    After all of this, she says "Build that Wall"

    trump finding slavic people to advertise his campaign strats.
  5. #25
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Didn't anyone tell that guy that you can die from carbon monoxide poisoning in a trunk?
  6. #26
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Didn't anyone tell that guy that you can die from carbon monoxide poisoning in a trunk?

    don't modern cars (since the 1980s and newer) have a fucking release cable or button inside all trunks?
  7. #27
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes don't modern cars (since the 1980s and newer) have a fucking release cable or button inside all trunks?

    It’s diffi to pull the release cable when you’re dead before you were placed in the trunk.

    That’s what a friend told me
  8. #28
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by UNSUB It’s diffi to pull the release cable when you’re dead before you were placed in the trunk.

    That’s what a friend told me

    And how did you know your friend was dead before going into the trunk?

    hmmm?? Maybe you should retell your story to us.
  9. #29
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes And how did you know your friend was dead before going into the trunk?

    hmmm?? Maybe you should retell your story to us.

    OP never said his friend was dead before being in the trunk, did he?

    OP didn't tell a story, per se. He said that his friend had been found dead in the trunk of his (the friend, apparently, not OPs) car trunk, didn't he?

    Id wonder how OPs friend knew it was difficult to pull the trunl release after being placed in a car trunk, however. wouldn't you?
  10. #30
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by cupocheer OP never said his friend was dead before being in the trunk, did he?

    OP didn't tell a story, per se. He said that his friend had been found dead in the trunk of his (the friend, apparently, not OPs) car trunk, didn't he?

    Id wonder how OPs friend knew it was difficult to pull the trunl release after being placed in a car trunk, however. wouldn't you?


    shhhhh! your alzheimers disease is starting to show.

    Originally posted by UNSUB It’s diffi to pull the release cable when you’re dead before you were placed in the trunk.

    That’s what a friend told me
  11. #31
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    I die and lock myself in a car boot all the time, no big deal.
  12. #32
    esbity African Astronaut
    Every once in a while I take a nap in my trunk.
  13. #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Friends don't let friends die in trunks. Some friend you are.
  14. #34
    UNSUB Tuskegee Airman [my unrivalled skillful mastoid]
    I don’t control my frens
  15. #35
    Mewsik African Astronaut [diagonally photosensitise my summation]
    Originally posted by mmQ No

    Body

    Cars

    Giggle
  16. #36
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life I die and lock myself in a car boot all the time, no big deal.

    that's where you jack off on the dead hookers you find and kill?
  17. #37
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If he had a pickup truck that wouldn't have happened.

    What about an el Camino. His corpse would just be bouncing around in the back
  18. #38
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Or if he had a ford pinto and was then rear ended he would be cremated. Surely someone knows the story of the pintos
  19. #39
    SpaceCakes African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ughhu Or if he had a ford pinto and was then rear ended he would be cremated. Surely someone knows the story of the pintos

    Oh Look.. it's APD

  20. #40
    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by SpaceCakes that's where you jack off on the dead hookers you find and kill?

    Why would anyone kill a dead hooker?
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