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WellHung literally has ZERO redeeming qualities

  1. #61
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by  Lanny is Zanick.

    fact

    another fun fact:

    lanny is a woman
  2. #62
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by infinityshock fact

    another fun fact:

    lanny is a woman

    A woman woman, or a man woman?
  3. #63
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by  A woman woman, or a man woman?


  4. #64
     Acolyte
    We'll go with woman man then. Lanny is a woman man.
  5. #65
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by infinityshock how much for you to suck my ballsack inverted.

    i have some spare pocket change and a bit of belly button lint

    That's anomalous. I would advise that you see a doctor about that before putting it into anybody's mouth. I hope you're insured.
  6. #66
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by LANNY IS A DIRTY WHORING FAGGOT AND NIGGER COCK SUCKER That's anomalous. I would advise that you see a doctor about that before putting it into anybody's mouth. I hope you're insured.

    youre just not showing enough initiative with your diaphragm. you suck hard enough youll see for yourself.

    get lessons from your mother. she has demonstrated the skill on many occasions
  7. #67
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    That subject is necessarily avoided in our conversations. I'm curious about your relationship with your mother. How does she feel about blowjobs? Was your father not around, and she dated openly during your adolescence? Is that why you see mothers as sexual beings?
  8. #68
    lol this nigga has an inverted ballsack
  9. #69
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I mean y'all realize its not mystery right?

    Matthrmieu has made a name for himself in the same way Jill has, for example.

    Two internet people that get the attentions through quantity not quality. They both know what they're doing. We are supposed to also know what they're doing. And everyone wins.

    Win win win win win.
  10. #70
    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by HTS Holy fuck. 😅

    I didn't realize I was so easily hateable. I'm going to have to seriously reconsider the way I act at this rate. I don't think I flaunt the stuff I put in my ass or anything though, so I'm curious as to why it's such a contentious issue for certain users.~ 🤔🤔🤔

    seriously tho lol kill yourself faggot

    I seen't you by the benzedrex wit ur head down
  11. #71
    Originally posted by WellHung Funny thing is… gadzooks liked me a lot awhile back… after I made a nice thread about him… now he conveniently despises me and says there's nothing good about me however

    welp, you can take comfort that my feelings for you has always been constant, that i feel that your a pest that keeps making mind numbing, bland, unsolicited, uninteresting threads. your threads are zanick-tier but 10x as retarded.

    if i were lanny i'd ration your ability to make threads to 1 per day.
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Zanick Scores of men pay me for this very privilege. Some are homeless, because I don't discriminate by class in offering this experience, while others are oligarchs who have dreamt of it their whole wealthy lives. Have you ever wanted to press your loins against the marble face of Michelangelo's David? You can't, firstly because it's a precious work of art which is closely guarded for its preservation, and second because it's very tall. You just can't do it. But there's still a market for this, just like any other rare kink, and I'm the closest most people are going to get.

    michaelangelos david have small penis. ditto do you ?
  13. #73
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
  14. #74
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    THE EYE OF RAJ
  15. #75
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    yes, thankyou for your exhibit.
  16. #76
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes, thankyou for your exhibit.

    To you please refer to it as a monument
  17. #77
    Originally posted by mmQ To you please refer to it as a monument

    thats nothing monumemtal about it.
  18. #78
    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks

    I wish I had fancy pubic hair that looked like a lions mane

    All flowing in the air majestically...
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Archer513 I wish I had fancy pubic hair that looked like a lions mane

    All flowing in the air majestically…

    my penis has dragon scale.
  20. #80
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    This thing couldn't even satisfy a hamster!
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