Lanny isn't a real person

1. 2019-01-10 at 4:47 AM UTC

   #21
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Sorry I don’t associate with people who use “aw” instead of “o”.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Lanny yaw're mawth awver my cawk

   
   See, lanny has it down. you fucked up. Because now you can't associate with him and so no Modifications for you.
2. 2019-01-10 at 4:48 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Lanny isn’t a person. He’s a bot.
3. 2019-01-10 at 4:52 AM UTC

   #23
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   a hawt bawt
4. 2019-01-10 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #24
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Lanny a hawt bawt

   
   You're dead in my eyes.
5. 2019-01-10 at 4:55 AM UTC

   #25
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny im a filthy bitch

   
   youre a dirty whore and i want to pay you to shove your colon onto my cock and spin around like the filthy flesh-dreidle your prostitute mother t­urned you into.
6. 2019-01-10 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by SpaceCakes You're dead in my eyes.

   
   Did he ever even exist? That’s what you need to be asking.
7. 2019-01-10 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #27
   

   SpaceCakes African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala Did he ever even exist? That’s what you need to be asking.

   
   
8. 2019-01-10 at 6:06 AM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Can you describe what kind of sound effects your phone made? Our surveillance software shouldn't produce any noticeable effects for the end user, if it is then something is off. I'm still getting the feed but if the installation partially failed in some way we need to know, there is the possibility that the wrong version for your phone's firmware was installed and that's been known to cause volatility and even occasional battery explosion from overclocking the CPU to support the additional surveillance capabilities. Please help us troubleshoot this problem and please don't hold the phone near your face until we've resolved the issue.

   
   my webcam also lits up everytime i log on.
   
   you need to fix that, its annoying.
9. 2019-01-10 at 6:24 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my webcam also lits up everytime i log on.
   
   you need to fix that, its annoying.

   
   I have my best agent on it.
10. 2019-01-10 at 7:44 AM UTC

    #30
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Can you describe what kind of sound effects your phone made? Our surveillance software shouldn't produce any noticeable effects for the end user, if it is then something is off. I'm still getting the feed but if the installation partially failed in some way we need to know, there is the possibility that the wrong version for your phone's firmware was installed and that's been known to cause volatility and even occasional battery explosion from overclocking the CPU to support the additional surveillance capabilities. Please help us troubleshoot this problem and please don't hold the phone near your face until we've resolved the issue.

    
    The sad thing is that this is the way the intelligence agencies actually work.
    This world is run by satanic brutes.
    I'm not religions but I do acknowledge that the forces of good and evil are there, it's part of the duality mechanics that this universe operates on.
    Evil has totally cool consumed this realm
11. 2019-01-10 at 8:30 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    still waiting for that bug report. It's your fact's unburned and unscarred status that's on the line here
12. 2019-01-10 at 11:58 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

    Originally posted by Phantasmagoria It's several paid shills posing as some overweight loser who came up some shitty website
    
    Literally just now they did something to my phone causing it to make sound effects
    
    This whole website is a psyop I knew it from the beginning
    
    They're trying to experiment on me psychologically

    
    Lanny will think this is all a joke because that's how we programmed him. He is real though - just some fat guy we found stuffing his face at Taco Bell - and basically MK ULTRAd a few years ago. You think there's multiple of him because he has handlers who nudge him to do what we need to. They sometimes post in his stead. These handlers do not hide their presence, but are unknown to Lanny's conscious mind. His alcoholism helps with that.
    
    Your phone acting up isn't our doing, it's someone else who wants to observe us. You don't need to know about them, but unfortunately we are not omnipotent - there are multiple different organisations at play here. This where we observe the moldability of human consciousness, and it attracts rival interests.
    
    Most of you have met with us, but of course you do not remember. It's amusing what large doses of psychedelics administered over several days - in conjunction with conditioning and sleep deprivation - will do to a mind. It always surprises me.
13. 2019-01-10 at 12:28 PM UTC

    #33
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny still waiting for that bug report. It's your fact's unburned and unscarred status that's on the line here
    
    I'm a dirty nigger whore

    
    the bug report is positive. that's what you get for letting all those niggers cork you in the crapper without a rubber.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Ghost
14. 2019-01-10 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    inb4 you get banned again
15. 2019-01-10 at 12:33 PM UTC

    #35
    

    infinityshock Black Hole
    tic toc...
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Ghost
16. 2019-01-10 at 12:44 PM UTC

    #36
    Oppenheimer Yung Blood

    Originally posted by infinityshock tic toc…

    
    No I've just found you!!
17. 2019-01-10 at 3:20 PM UTC

    #37
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock im going to infinity shook your colon and gift you with the first medically documented case of adult-onset shaken baby syndrome.

    
    Lol. Dummy
18. 2019-01-10 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #38
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Dummy

    
    nigger
19. 2019-01-10 at 5:06 PM UTC

    #39
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Infinitycuck
20. 2019-01-10 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #40
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Infinitycuck

    
    that's what I'm going to do to your mother.
    
    it can't be done to you because you'll never have a sex partner that isnt inflatable or on a computer monitor.