Removing pubic hair with fire

1. 2018-03-27 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My hands are a bit shaky but I've got to get this under control. I was thinking of using a lighter and can of aerosol to burn them off. My logic is that it will be even and I won't have to clean up a bunch of shaved pubes since they will have turned to ash. Does anyone have any tips on how I can remove my pubes without holding a razor to my nuts? The thing is I am a cutter and a drug addict and my thinking is not always right and I don't want to have a lapse in judgment and turn myself into a woman.
2. 2018-03-27 at 6:01 PM UTC

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   Xlite African Astronaut
   You can totally do that.
   Don't forget to stream.
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   • esbity
3. 2018-03-27 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Not advisable. You're gonna burn your wee-wee.
4. 2018-03-27 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   napalm works bests.
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5. 2018-03-27 at 10:41 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats My hands are a bit shaky but I've got to get this under control. I was thinking of using a lighter and can of aerosol to burn them off. My logic is that it will be even and I won't have to clean up a bunch of shaved pubes since they will have turned to ash. Does anyone have any tips on how I can remove my pubes without holding a razor to my nuts? The thing is I am a cutter and a drug addict and my thinking is not always right and I don't want to have a lapse in judgment and turn myself into a woman.

   
   slather your pubic zone...including the entire bikini area, ass crack, down your legs a bit, with brake fluid.
   
   to assure cleanliness and sterility *cough* take generous amounts of granulated pool cleaner, specifically 'sodium hypochlorite' of about 50% concentration or greater, and sprinkle it into the brake fluid.
   
   voila. no more hair.
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   • aldra
6. 2018-03-27 at 10:49 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Public hair
7. 2018-03-28 at 12:14 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

   Originally posted by infinityshock slather your pubic zone…including the entire bikini area, ass crack, down your legs a bit, with brake fluid.
   
   to assure cleanliness and sterility *cough* take generous amounts of granulated pool cleaner, specifically 'sodium hypochlorite' of about 50% concentration or greater, and sprinkle it into the brake fluid.
   
   voila. no more hair.

   
   I can vouch for this.
8. 2018-05-31 at 4:28 AM UTC

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   Applebottm Houston [our biased demode moss-trooper]

   Originally posted by infinityshock slather your pubic zone…including the entire bikini area, ass crack, down your legs a bit, with brake fluid.
   
   to assure cleanliness and sterility *cough* take generous amounts of granulated pool cleaner, specifically 'sodium hypochlorite' of about 50% concentration or greater, and sprinkle it into the brake fluid.
   
   voila. no more hair.

   
   
   😂😂😂. Wha...tf!!
9. 2018-05-31 at 6:02 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I did it with my head hair, smells horrid and itches like a motherfucker
   
   Also likely to make it grow back faster and bushier
10. 2018-05-31 at 6:17 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Public hair

11. 2019-01-10 at 2:36 AM UTC

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    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]

    Originally posted by We'reAllBrownNosers I've done this, and the trick is to put it out really fast. Cause if you don't it'll hurt.

    
    I'll chip in a bottle of cheap cologne to douse the flames, if he posts a video of it...
12. 2019-01-10 at 2:36 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Applebottm 😂😂😂. Wha…tf!!

    
    try it. youll like it.
13. 2019-01-10 at 10:55 PM UTC

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    esbity African Astronaut
    If you cut your balls off, it won't grow back.