2019-01-08 at 9:17 PM UTC
Gay. Lets take a big hit of nitrous and then use a long bic lighter to ignite the nitrous and blow up our lungs :icon14:
2019-01-08 at 9:19 PM UTC
Not gay enough.
Let's carve one another's dicks off and put them both on the end of a hannakuhb candle thing and then sit on the opposing man's dick candle while making out
2019-01-08 at 9:22 PM UTC
I'd sooner kill myself by blowing up my lungs with ignited nitrous.
2019-01-08 at 9:24 PM UTC
How about we suck each other's dicks for as long as it takes to literally suck the dicks off our bodies and then we puke the dicks out, and form and mold the puke into dildos same size as our respective dicks were, and then do it again, forever?
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2019-01-08 at 9:25 PM UTC
There's no real substitute for highlighters.
2019-01-08 at 11:14 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Let's inject some novocaine into our pelvises and sew our urethras together making a urinary circuit and then spend the rest of our days peeing blissfully into one another until one of us develops murderous contempt. When that happens, it's time to run for office as the first pair of genitally-enjoined men. People would realize that no person with a normal penis belongs in politics.
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2019-01-09 at 3:57 AM UTC
Blowtorch would extinguish in the anal cavity.
2019-01-09 at 5:01 AM UTC
Blimp
How about we go ahead and literally deskin our entire bodies and use the skin to make fake mini bodies filled with cum and they BECUM piñatas for our faggot children we never have??
2019-01-09 at 5:06 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I would eat our sons and add the daughters to our harem. We would weave tapestries with their clitorises and they would tend the lands around our island kingdom amidst a sea of cum.
2019-01-09 at 5:17 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
A lot of things are possible outside our modern understanding of biology, I've yet to submit my findings to leading journals because I don't trust academics but I'm pretty sure we can inseminate one another, granted certain modifications.
2019-01-09 at 5:27 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I tend to bring out that impulse in excellent lovers. You should be very proud. Let's not fuck it up with marriage, though. If we demonstrated to them that people benefit from a political union, our daughters might get the idea to place extrinsic value on their lives, and that would undermine the whole incestuous economy.