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  1. #21
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's kind of a no brainer...
  2. #22
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III the point was that i get to do copious amounts of opiates and make myself look righteous for it

    Okay, I guess that's somewhat better.
  3. #23
    whatever, i'll just start my own religion where the entire point is to get high
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  4. #24
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III whatever, i'll just start my own religion where the entire point is to get high

    Now that's what I'm talkin' about!
  5. #25
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III all of it. you fester out of a disgusting vagina and ever since then you have to live with the fact that you're going to die and you had no choice. then you go out and make friends and they do fucked up shit and you do fucked up shit and there's some good things like falling in love or getting high but then those good things always end up being the driving force for a shit ton of pain, jealousy, comedowns, loathing, etc etc etc. there's all these weird emotions that are specific to whatever set of specific circumstances that conjured them up so you get to feel your own unique blend of pain. by the time you're done living you realized where you fucked up but by then it's too late anyways and that deal you were signed into by your parents is about to need to be paid then you fucking die and possibly go somewhere where you will endure endless opiate withdrawal in a lake of fire

    At first, the infant, mewling and puking in the nurse's arms...
  6. #26
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III whatever, i'll just start my own religion where the entire point is to get high

    We already have one of those. It's called Trianglism, and it just might have all the answers you're seeking.
  7. #27
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by HTS We already have one of those. It's called Trianglism, and it just might have all the answers you're seeking.

    Shut the fuck up and make sure you have a good time
  8. #28
    Loing African Astronaut
    Being disgusted involves a lot of disgusting processes.
  9. #29
    We are here to do drugs and go to space. Everything is drugs.

    Oxygen is a drug. You stop administering it, you go into withdrawal. Same for water, food, vitamins, and bundy.
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  10. #30
    There was a guy on drugs forum who took like 400-600mg of bundy and a bunch of magnesium everyday to treat his autism. He was a really helpful bundy information source.
  11. #31
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano There was a guy on drugs forum who took like 400-600mg of bundy and a bunch of magnesium everyday to treat his autism. He was a really helpful bundy information source.

    That sounds like textbook autistic behaviour
  12. #32
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by DietPiano There was a guy on drugs forum who took like 400-600mg of bundy and a bunch of magnesium everyday to treat his autism. He was a really helpful bundy information source.

    WTF? That's absolutely fascinating? Are there any of his experience reports online? How effective was it? Did he go from, like, Rain Man levels of autism to fully functioning social butterfly? Or was it more like Napoleon Dynamite (mild to moderate Aspberger's) to adequately functioning, mediocre social life?
  13. #33
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You're just adjusting to not being fucked up 24/7. It will get easier.
  14. #34
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    What a SAD rendition of one's lifespan, OP?

    Born as human devolving into a rathole of warped time.
  15. #35
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by gadzooks WTF? That's absolutely fascinating? Are there any of his experience reports online? How effective was it? Did he go from, like, Rain Man levels of autism to fully functioning social butterfly? Or was it more like Napoleon Dynamite (mild to moderate Aspberger's) to adequately functioning, mediocre social life?

    Are you fuckin retarded
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