Life is total bullshit.

1. 2019-01-07 at 3:46 PM UTC

   #41
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano What are the caps

   
   idk its just some random pic from the internet
   
   i was browsing 30 mg hm on dream the other day though
2. 2019-01-07 at 4:19 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I've never had hm. It was on my bucketlist for a while, but I'm not paying pharm opi prices on dream.
3. 2019-01-07 at 8:16 PM UTC

   #43
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   I agree op.
4. 2019-01-07 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III you project all your problems on money
   
   i guarantee you if you won a million dollars today you'd still be depressed. probably even moreso

   
   This. And not only that, he'd probably blow it in a month too.
5. 2019-01-07 at 9:22 PM UTC

   #45
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Solstice You make everything come back around to opiates somehow.

   
   To be honest, I 100% get that frame of mind.
   
   I used to be in it.
   
   My vision of utopia was pretty much exactly that - fields of opium poppies as far as the eye can see.
   
   However, being opiate-free for several years can really affect your priorities and idea of "a perfect life."
   
   It's kind of fascinating actually, from a psychological and philosophical perspective.
6. 2019-01-07 at 9:25 PM UTC

   #46
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Actually, another vision I had of a "utopia" (when I was in my opiate addiction stage in life) was building a time machine, and bringing a bunch of gold (for trading as currency - since contemporary money obviously wouldn't work) or some other precious metal/resource, and going to about the ~1890's, or whenever opiates and cocaine were sold for pennies at your local neighbourhood pharmacy.
   
   I'd also visit a lot of brothels and get some of that $0.05 full service massage with happy ending.
   
   Of course, I'd also bring condoms and antibiotics, though.
7. 2019-01-07 at 9:41 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks Actually, another vision I had of a "utopia" (when I was in my opiate addiction stage in life) was building a time machine, and bringing a bunch of gold (for trading as currency - since contemporary money obviously wouldn't work) or some other precious metal/resource, and going to about the ~1890's, or whenever opiates and cocaine were sold for pennies at your local neighbourhood pharmacy.
   
   I'd also visit a lot of brothels and get some of that $0.05 full service massage with happy ending.
   
   Of course, I'd also bring condoms and antibiotics, though.

   
   As romatic as it sounds, living 100 years ago was so much more hassle and so much easier to die from something stupid.
8. 2019-01-07 at 10 PM UTC

   #48
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by DietPiano As romatic as it sounds, living 100 years ago was so much more hassle and so much easier to die from something stupid.

   
   Oh, I know.
   
   I could, myself, poke hundreds of holes in this so-called "utopia".
   
   But part of the fantasy is that I can either ignore all these downsides, or plan accordingly.
   
   Like, I could bring all kinds of medical stuff for myself, but, of course, it raises the problem that I'd feel like a selfish ass for not sharing it with people around me, but, on the other hand, if I actually did share it, it would basically modify history so much that it would pretty much ensure I'm never born.
   
   It might also get me killed by an angry mob for "witchcraft/sorcery".
   
   

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