POLL: If you're sitting around in underwear or naked, and you order a pizza...

1. 2019-01-05 at 8:57 AM UTC

   #21
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   And immediately WTFd and left
2. 2019-01-05 at 8:58 AM UTC

   #22
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Oh, and she just came by (pizza delivery gal) and I greeted her in boxers and t-shirt.
   
   It's always the same gal, too. She's has a very cute voice. If I had to describe one distinctive trait about her, it's her abnormally cute voice.
   
   That and she's kinda short/petite.
   
   I double checked my crotch first before opening the door, though, to make sure nothing was hanging out.
   
   I am, afterall, a gentleman.
   
   
3. 2019-01-05 at 9 AM UTC

   #23
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
   Yeah I've had that shrooms + mirror experience before.
   
   It's a bit much.
   
   It almost made me feel kinda like when you show a chimpanzee or a bonobo ape a mirror - they trip right the fuck out.
4. 2019-01-05 at 9 AM UTC

   #24
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by gadzooks Oh, and she just came by (pizza delivery gal) and I greeted her in boxers and t-shirt.
   
   It's always the same gal, too. She's has a very cute voice. If I had to describe one distinctive trait about her, it's her abnormally cute voice.
   
   That and she's kinda short/petite.
   
   I double checked my crotch first before opening the door, though, to make sure nothing was hanging out.
   
   I am, afterall, a gentleman.
   
   

   
   
5. 2019-01-05 at 12:54 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

   Originally posted by mmQ Ok you're the oldest weird girl that posts here that isn't a girl..

   
   Nigga I aint a girl and I aint old neither.
   
   

   Originally posted by gadzooks Well with everything exposed, do you at least hand him the tip?

   
   It's stuffed down my buttcrack so only if they're brave enough.
6. 2019-01-05 at 1:02 PM UTC

   #26
   ScarletLetter Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Number13 Make myself erect, put on some speedos, go to the door and before paying rub the pizza grease all over my naked buttcheeks.

   
   ^AW 🤟
7. 2019-01-05 at 2:16 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I mean, people open the door in their pygamas all the time. Even when they order stuff like king crab legs and sirloin from fancy restaurants, which makes it very so slightly entertaining for me.
   
   Going to some of the most upscale apartment buildings in the city is something I enjoy, if not only to see how many mirrors the elevators have.
   
   My company takes about 40% of my tips gotten through credit card which is kind of bullocks, but every once in a while somebody hands me a fiver in addition if it's somebody who didn't do the ordering who answers the door, which I appreciate.
   
   They used to take 90% of the tops, and I guess they got caught via audio recordings so they had to send everybody a check. I'm sure they're probably taking more than 40 still. That's the kind of corporate climate that doesn't usually go away.
8. 2019-01-05 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by mmQ The bartender says "bahhhh fuck you,, 🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣🐣

   
   bahhhhlocks
   
   
   
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9. 2019-01-05 at 3:23 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   I live in an apartment so I have to at least put on pants in case the children walk by
10. 2019-01-05 at 4:26 PM UTC

    #30
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman