2019-01-04 at 8:41 PM UTC
Nobody here has a mental illness. We are all just healthy everyday people.
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post didn't die in a fire!
2019-01-05 at 1:33 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I have long suffered from magnaphallic disorder, which is a recently-proposed diagnosis for individuals who cannot bear the sheer weight of their penis either physically or mentally. Typically, it presents with symptoms of anxiety and paranoia, particularly when using public washrooms, engaging in public speaking, and when I see pretty girls as I stand up to sing in church. It is a serious condition, often fatal, and I would appreciate your discretion because I certainly can't count on your mother to keep it a secret. I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
2019-01-05 at 2:33 AM UTC
What did I just listen to?