Public masterbation

1. 2018-12-27 at 4:47 PM UTC

   #21
   

   Ghost Black Hole
2. 2018-12-27 at 4:55 PM UTC

   #22
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

   Originally posted by Archer513 Everyone has fapped in their car

   
   And at their job too!
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   • Archer513
3. 2018-12-27 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
   And at church
4. 2018-12-27 at 10:18 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you dont have trucks over there.
   
   
   just lorries.

   
   1. We call them by both here
   2. I know most of the user base here would be like 'what's a lorry derp' so I used the Americanism.
   3. Its lorry BTW
   
   
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5. 2018-12-28 at 4:14 AM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Narc 1. We call them by both here
   2. I know most of the user base here would be like 'what's a lorry derp' so I used the Americanism.
   3. Its lorry BTW
   
   
   .

   
   lorry sounds feminine. trucks are more masculine.
6. 2018-12-28 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #26
   Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]

   Originally posted by Bologna Nacho And at church

   
   I fucked one of my girlfriends in a church once. A buddy’s kids christening, we found a back room. I miss that lady, we had sex in so many strange places
7. 2018-12-30 at 1:38 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lorry sounds feminine. trucks are more masculine.

   
   Yeah I know
   
   
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8. 2018-12-30 at 4:03 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Most adventurous for me was a full classroom, jacking to the thought of a few teachers, nobody said anything but I bet they knew.
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   • The Self Taught Man
9. 2018-12-30 at 4:20 PM UTC

   #29
   

   OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra I get that this thread was meant to be edgy and upset people, but I was more bothered by the misspelling in the title

   
   so you admit you were trolled then?
   
   
10. 2018-12-30 at 5:50 PM UTC

    #30
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III so you admit you were trolled then?
    
    

    
    always
    
    
11. 2019-01-02 at 9:26 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    When I was 13 I used to whack off to these videos of this guy in like, slovakia or somewhere who would walk up to attractive women and cum on their backsides. Most of the time he didn't get caught, except for the videos where he went up to sunbathers on the beach and let loose. Surprisingly to me, most of them just sat there in disbelief.
12. 2019-01-02 at 10:19 PM UTC

    #32
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol^
    0ne time I was lying in bed watching a movie w a guy & w/o a word he pulled his dick out & started masturbating. I was so shocked, I just laid there silently watching until he finally came all over his stomach. I laughed, told him he was nasty, and went & got him a towel to clean himself up. I never spoke to him again.
13. 2019-01-02 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #33
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol^
    0ne time I was lying in bed watching a movie w a guy & w/o a word he pulled his dick out & started masturbating. I was so shocked, I just laid there silently watching until he finally came all over his stomach. I laughed, told him he was nasty, and went & got him a towel to clean himself up. I never spoke to him again.

    
    Why didn't you help the guy out?
14. 2019-01-03 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #34
    DontTellEm Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun Why didn't you help the guy out?

    
    Lol. We were just casual friends, he came into my job a lot. We had never even kissed. It wasn't even a sexual movie ...that's why I was so shocked. I think he thought I would be so impressed w him that I wouldn't be able to control myself. Lol whatta goof ball. ☺
    
    Now u answer my question.
15. 2019-01-03 at 2:09 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. We were just casual friends, he came into my job a lot. We had never even kissed. It wasn't even a sexual movie …that's why I was so shocked. I think he thought I would be so impressed w him that I wouldn't be able to control myself. Lol whatta goof ball. ☺
    
    Now u answer my question.

    
    friends are supposed to help each other.