User Controls

Public masterbation

  1. Ughhu Houston [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Where do you take care of business? I was almost busted in my car the other day. It’s kinda fun wackin off in public. Cumin on strange things
  2. aldra Dark Matter [my considered impending distributor]
    I get that this thread was meant to be edgy and upset people, but I was more bothered by the misspelling in the title
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. -mal- Mud Farmer [that sustentacular seventy-six decolonization]
    Originally posted by aldra I get that this thread was meant to be edgy and upset people, but I was more bothered by the misspelling in the title

    What misspelling?
  4. misanthropy Yung Blood
    i masterbate with ur mom's pussy
  5. Ughhu Houston [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Another post I made in a drunken state post Christ party. My head hurts
  6.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by -mal- What misspelling?

    Supposed to be pubic masturbation.
  7. Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Please keep things theoretical in nature. Do not admit to crimes you have done or are planning to do.
  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Um... I don't know about public masturbation, but I've fucked in many public places before. We almost got caught by a cop once who was standing directly above us while we were under this nature walk, boardwalk sort of thing that went around a lake. Normally the area we were in would have been underwater, but due to drought, it was dry... Can't say I got anything more exciting than that... Have fucked in a cemetery on several occasions, but never dealt with anyone who was living that would have presented a problem with in one of those.
  9. GGG Self Important
    Originally posted by Ajax Please keep things theoretical in nature. Do not admit to crimes you have done or are planning to do.
  10. -mal- Mud Farmer [that sustentacular seventy-six decolonization]
    Originally posted by  Supposed to be pubic masturbation.

    But is it though? He says public in the original post as well. How do you what what they intended to type unless if you typed it yourself?
  11. Ghost Space Nigga
    The NSA is always watching so technically all masturbation is public
  12.  Acolyte
    Originally posted by -mal- But is it though? He says public in the original post as well. How do you what what they intended to type unless if you typed it yourself?

    mastur ≠ master
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. 🐿 Tuskegee Airman
    When driving but not like anyone can really see so i dont know how public it really is.
  14. RestStop Space Nigga
    I almost busted inside your mom the other day. Thankfully I have this thread to remind me why I didn't.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Narc African Astronaut [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 🐿 When driving but not like anyone can really see so i dont know how public it really is.

    I used to drive a truck years ago and from up there we can see everything with you ladies. Would regularly be able to see straight up chicks skirts coz you'd be at the perfect angle when their skirts start creeping up the legs when they're driving. Would regularly see chicks with no panties on too, lol.


    .
  16. 🐿 Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Narc I used to drive a truck years ago and from up there we can see everything with you ladies. Would regularly be able to see straight up chicks skirts coz you'd be at the perfect angle when their skirts start creeping up the legs when they're driving. Would regularly see chicks with no panties on too, lol.


    .

    Why did you quit the job then?
  17. Narc African Astronaut [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by 🐿 Why did you quit the job then?

    I think I got fired iirc


    .
  18. vindicktive vinny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc I used to drive a truck years ago an

    you dont have trucks over there.


    just lorries.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Ghost Space Nigga
    Lorrie is a slut name
  20. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Everyone has fapped in their car
Jump to Top