User Controls

WTF is with people changing user names on this site?

  1. #61
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by Lanny Like nigga, HTS put a highlighter up her beautiful butt more than a decade ago and we all know this. I pretended to be a girl for a gazillion years. Both §m£ÂgØL and captain take the dick. There are no secrets in this godforsaken hellhole apparently, shit I wouldn't tell close friends or my romantic partner is common knowledge here. There is no hiding from family, particularly incestuous rapey internet family.

    qft
  2. #62
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by  qft

    You don't like to pretend? Do you at least like to sing? Or dance?

    Fuck at the very least tell me you at least like to have fun x5.
  3. #63
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Lanny prostitutes are too good to post here for the most part

    What do you think the chances of me getting laid would be if I threatened the President's life and some super hot SS woman comes to investigate but we just end up fucking for hours if not an entire day?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #64
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny prostitutes are too good to post here for the most part

    For the most part

    Otherwise there's hydro
  5. #65
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Or ya know walk home from the bar and knock on a door of a house until they answer and barge in at knife point and find the toddler girl and knife rape her in front of her parents obviously while they're cuffed and
  6. #66
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats What do you think the chances of me getting laid would be if I threatened the President's life and some super hot SS woman comes to investigate but we just end up fucking for hours if not an entire day?

    I have been visited by the SS and I can assure you, they will send at least two SS officers and park squad cars down your street. You will have to fuck all of them.
  7. #67
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by GGG I have been visited by the SS and I can assure you, they will send at least two SS officers and park squad cars down your street. You will have to fuck all of them.

    So they infiltrated you?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  8. #68
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats So they infiltrated you?

    They came to my house after I joked about threatening a president I voted for. So there was a bit of infiltration.
  9. #69
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by GGG They came to my house after I joked about threatening a president I voted for. So there was a bit of infiltration.

    Then what happened?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #70
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GGG They came to my house after I joked about threatening a president I voted for. So there was a bit of infiltration.

    haha what
  11. #71
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra haha what

    Yep. It was on zoklet. They did a whole good cop bad cop routine and called my parents because I was underage. They came with printed threads and read the entire post out loud to my mom and dad, which included the phrase "that half nigger obama" which they read aloud. My brother in the next room laughed when he heard them say nigger.

    They searched my room a bit with consent, looking through what types of books I had mostly. I remember being asked if I had any "bomb making literature". Then they left and nothing came of it. I'm definitely on some list for it though.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  12. #72
    Originally posted by Lanny Fuck you and no one's calling your phone number.

    But do you want your old account back? It doesn't really matter to me which one you're posting under, if you'd prefer the other one I can unban it.

    how pretensious and ingenuine.

    just unbann him already.
  13. #73
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by GGG Yep. It was on zoklet. They did a whole good cop bad cop routine and called my parents because I was underage. They came with printed threads and read the entire post out loud to my mom and dad, which included the phrase "that half nigger obama" which they read aloud. My brother in the next room laughed when he heard them say nigger.

    They searched my room a bit with consent, looking through what types of books I had mostly. I remember being asked if I had any "bomb making literature". Then they left and nothing came of it. I'm definitely on some list for it though.

    I hope they read out one of my posts.
  14. #74
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth I hope they read out one of my posts.

    "They" already have.
  15. #75
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth I hope they read out one of my posts.

    You don't wanna get to the point where your posts are being read by law enforcement lol. It was scary as shit. They came with such an obnoxious number of cops. I thought it was a controlled delivery at first.
  16. #76
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth I hope they read out one of my posts.

    have you ever search your old username on wikileaks ?
  17. #77
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Trolling under various user names is a sign of insecurity, and/or paranoia..
  18. #78
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth I hope they read out one of my posts.

    That'd be a first.

    /insert apathetic emoji here
  19. #79
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ That'd be a first.

    /insert apathetic emoji here

    NSA agent posts 'didnt read'
  20. #80
    Phantasmagoria African Astronaut
    Grammar is a white supremacist concept

    I have emancipated myself from the white colonialists and am now learning Esperanto and studying post-gender neo-marxist yoga physics.
Jump to Top