2018-12-30 at 8:43 AM UTC
Kind of Intense.
like that movie Mist but without actual creatures.
Is it an Emmy or an Oscar? because it's Netflix.
2018-12-30 at 10:44 AM UTC
No, and I didn't care for the ending really. I was sad that the man died. It started out okay but just lost it's momentum for me.
2018-12-30 at 2:38 PM UTC
Originally posted by ohfralala
Bird Box is a stupid ass movie. It’s one of those where it’s like oh hey yeah we are going to fuck with you emotionally for two hours straight bc you’ve got ovaries and deserve to suffer. Here’s every terrible thing we could ever think of. Awful.
Plus there’s this part (and I don’t even give a fuck about spoilers-SORRY) but there’s this part where Sandra Bullock is supposed to be carrying two kids through the woods while she’s running but she’s obviously carrying two stuffed dolls and it’s just painful to watch bc it’s a big, whopping, dramatic visual mess. She’s just trotting along full speed with lifeless little crash test dummies in her arms trying to make them look heavier than they are. Ruined the whole movie.
Also they make the little girl cry in one part of the movie which made me cry so fuck this film. That little lip quiver almost ruined me.
And yeah the ending was poetic. BIG WHOOP. HELEN KELLER CAN KISS MY ASS. I’m too pissed about the other stuff to appreciate it right now.
Most likely an Oscar not an Emmy since it’s a movie and not a television series, but that ain’t happening.
YOU DO NOT WIN AWARDS FOR CINEMATIC ACHIEVEMENT FOR CARRYING DOLLS THROUGH THE WOODS.
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2018-12-30 at 2:51 PM UTC
I would like to know what happened to Mgk & ol girl when they rode out w the car like a cpl savages, tbh.
2018-12-30 at 2:53 PM UTC
Literally just watched it. Went harder than I expected. I take comfort in knowing it wouldn't affect me.
2018-12-30 at 7:37 PM UTC
Those two idiots probably didn’t make it six blocks before they died.
