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-SpectraL appreciation thread.

  1. #21
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I thought time was relative.

    It is, but since i have no reason to assume Spectral is travelling at a speed significantly greater than mine or orbiting a black hole at a close proximity or both i think it is fair to say my analogy holds true.
  2. #22
    Stonesword Yung Blood
    I have read a bunch of his stuff on here and all in all he is a good user and knowledgeable.
  3. #23
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I have read a bunch of his stuff on here and all in all he is a good user and knowledgeable.

    [greentext]>knowledgeable[/greentext]

    On what do you find him knowledgeable?
  4. #24
    Stonesword Yung Blood
    [greentext]>knowledgeable[/greentext]

    On what do you find him knowledgeable?
    Well um... um ... ok ok I got it.. bad advice
  5. #25
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Well um… um … ok ok I got it.. bad advice

    The guy you are trying to impress by slighting me is a known and self-professed child molester. The extend of his knowledge is how to properly fiddle 4-year olds. Just so you know.
  6. #26
    The guy you are trying to impress by slighting me is a known and self-professed child molester. The extend of his knowledge is how to properly fiddle 4-year olds. Just so you know.

    do you drink coffee in the mornings? whats your routine like?.
  7. #27
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    His routine is like this.
    5am wakes up kills two bears with his bare hands.
    5:10am smokes some hash that would melt the face off any normal human.
    5:30 nothing scares him so then he hacks the C.I.A. for an update on his weather forecast at his present location.
    6 o'clock time to make the donuts,yes yes SPEC owns and operates a dun kin do-nut shop just outside of Boston MA.
    He can sleep late and show up when he wants because all his employees are actually robots from Boston dynamics labs AI division.
    Then he has a cup of coffee from the Mobile station down the street.
  8. #28
    Stonesword Yung Blood
    The guy you are trying to impress by slighting me is a known and self-professed child molester. The extend of his knowledge is how to properly fiddle 4-year olds. Just so you know.
    Hold on now. First and foremost I'm not trying to slight or impress anyone. I thought the sarcasm would have came across but I guess not. I got no problem with you.
  9. #29
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The guy you are trying to impress by slighting me is a known and self-professed child molester. The extend of his knowledge is how to properly fiddle 4-year olds. Just so you know.

    Please demonstrate how knowledgeable you are in all aspects of life to us SpeciaL.
  10. #30
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Hold on now. First and foremost I'm not trying to slight or impress anyone. I thought the sarcasm would have came across but I guess not. I got no problem with you.

    aight

    His routine is like this.
    5am wakes up kills two bears with his bare hands.
    5:10am smokes some hash that would melt the face off any normal human.
    5:30 nothing scares him so then he hacks the C.I.A. for an update on his weather forecast at his present location.
    6 o'clock time to make the donuts,yes yes SPEC owns and operates a dun kin do-nut shop just outside of Boston MA.
    He can sleep late and show up when he wants because all his employees are actually robots from Boston dynamics labs AI division.
    Then he has a cup of coffee from the Mobile station down the street.

    It's actually 4 bears, but whatever.

    Hey... wait a cotton-pickin' minute (longer than a standard minute)... didn't you used to be on my side not long ago??
  11. #31
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You guys are funny. I like you.
  12. #32
    spectral has no routine or coffee... I think he is an AI program.
  13. #33
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    aight



    It's actually 4 bears, but whatever.

    Hey… wait a cotton-pickin' minute (longer than a standard minute)… didn't you used to be on my side not long ago??

    Oh Spec I was just kidding, you are one of my favorite posters.
    I was really stoned last night and haven a little fun.
    and I love the term "Cotton-picking" I have a good story about that one.
  14. #34
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    His routine is like this.
    5am wakes up kills two bears with his bare hands.
    5:10am smokes some hash that would melt the face off any normal human.
    5:30 nothing scares him so then he hacks the C.I.A. for an update on his weather forecast at his present location.
    6 o'clock time to make the donuts,yes yes SPEC owns and operates a dun kin do-nut shop just outside of Boston MA.
    He can sleep late and show up when he wants because all his employees are actually robots from Boston dynamics labs AI division.
    Then he has a cup of coffee from the Mobile station down the street.



    You forgot assaulting kmart shoplifters from his secret hiding space in the attic.

    Also, the most famous hacker who has never infiltrated anyone or anything.
  15. #35
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The best hacker is the one no one suspects, and even better, the one everyone thinks can't do anything. Don't forget, I'm one of the original &Temple crew, when it was still ASCII and dialup. I've been along for the entire ride, and I've watched the Internet grow from nothing to what it is now. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck last night, you know.
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Inquiring minds wish to know, when DID you fall off the turnip truck, and why were you even on a turnip truck in the first place?
  17. #37
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The best hacker is the one no one suspects, and even better, the one everyone thinks can't do anything. Don't forget, I'm one of the original &Temple crew, when it was still ASCII and dialup. I've been along for the entire ride, and I've watched the Internet grow from nothing to what it is now. I didn't just fall off the turnip truck last night, you know.


    did you fall off the turnip truck 30 years ago though?
  18. #38
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    The best hacker is the one no one suspects


    Listen you geriatric fuck, you have been harping on the "I IZ DA L33T3ST" since Totse now.

    and even better, the one everyone thinks can't do anything

    If this is in reference to yourself, well, ever heard of data poisoning? You suck at it.
  19. #39
    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Oh, you guys.

    *shakes head sadly*

    Mr Popularity. :p
  20. #40
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I cringely enough miss the TDR/Spec/CrazyMike shit show. So sad.
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