My girlfriend wishes that I was packing more heat...

1. 2018-12-25 at 4:18 PM UTC

   #1
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   Folks, she's looking for a .57 Magnum... and all I got is a measly .22.
2. 2018-12-25 at 5:55 PM UTC

   #2
   WellHung Black Hole (banned)
   folks?
3. 2018-12-25 at 5:59 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Item 9 African Astronaut
   Just buy a magnum and put some honey on your dick to hold it on.
4. 2018-12-27 at 12:05 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Concerned_Citizen Houston
   Your pocket pussy talks??
5. 2018-12-27 at 12:14 AM UTC

   #5
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Tell her to call me back when you get a chance so I can play with her and she can come to the house tomorrow night and we can get a ticket for less than 1000 hours for the weekend or something
6. 2018-12-27 at 12:31 AM UTC

   #6
   Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
   You call him your girlfriend because he identifies as a woman?