User Controls

The ladies say that the magic number in the bedroom is 6...

  1. #1
    WellHung Black Hole
    Fellas, don't worry if you're not sporting a big oak...as long as its not a Japanese maple, you shouldn't be the butt of any cruel jokes.👍
  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    bump
  3. #3
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    *whew*
  4. #4
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Some of em say the magic number is a fist..
  5. #5
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    It takes 8 inches to hit that cervix and stroke that magic A spot on most ladies tho. That why I make their eyes roll back in their head when I push all the way in and you losers just get chicks humoring you with bullshit about 6 inches just so as to not hurt your precious little faggot feelings over your micrococks.

    lol


    .
  6. #6
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mikeyagain Some of em say the magic number is a fist..

    6

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. #7
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by aldra 6


  8. #8
    Loing African Astronaut
    My penis is the size of uranus
  9. #9
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    nah bish, you a stumpy lil mofo less your shlong be 9" long. Bitches have been known to cum at the very sight of my penis before.
  10. #10
    Loing African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny nah bish, you a stumpy lil mofo less your shlong be 9" long. Bitches have been known to cum at the very sight of my penis before.

    And only the very sight.
  11. #11
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra 6


    6

  12. #12
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    man that voiceover is sinister
  13. #13
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain

    I want one of those


    .
  14. #14
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    She will get a LONG two-pump and be THANKFUL for it!
Jump to Top