2018-12-25 at 4:25 PM UTC
Fellas, don't worry if you're not sporting a big oak...as long as its not a Japanese maple, you shouldn't be the butt of any cruel jokes.👍
2018-12-25 at 6:15 PM UTC
mikeyagain
African Astronaut
[unalterably regard the persecutor]
Some of em say the magic number is a fist..
2018-12-25 at 6:53 PM UTC
Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
It takes 8 inches to hit that cervix and stroke that magic A spot on most ladies tho. That why I make their eyes roll back in their head when I push all the way in and you losers just get chicks humoring you with bullshit about 6 inches just so as to not hurt your precious little faggot feelings over your micrococks.
lol
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2018-12-25 at 6:55 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by mikeyagain
Some of em say the magic number is a fist..
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2018-12-25 at 10:17 PM UTC
My penis is the size of uranus
2018-12-25 at 11:43 PM UTC
nah bish, you a stumpy lil mofo less your shlong be 9" long. Bitches have been known to cum at the very sight of my penis before.
2018-12-30 at 2:34 PM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
She will get a LONG two-pump and be THANKFUL for it!