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2018-12-16 at 5:54 PM UTCSo Friday at work we had a mandatory meeting...
During the meeting we had to do these exercises/stretches to help cut down on injuries in guessing
So I won’t even get into how I was the most limber there that’s neither here more there
So they’re playing music after the exercise they kept the music going for this game
So the game was name the song
Whom ever got it right they threw a Reese’s Cup for the winner and on to the next song
I knew all the song titles played because I’m a music lover
I even tried letting other people win but they didn’t know the songs
So this one lady says, “ Just give her the whole damn bag of Reese’s”
I’m like 😂🤨😯 come on guys! Come on guys 😔💕
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2018-12-16 at 5:58 PM UTCwait so you're doing healthy shit like stretching and doing exercises but the reward is eating some disgusting sugar filled fake ass candy biological weapons? what the fuck is the point in even being healthy? what kind of music was this shit anyway? I doubt you were were like "Oh shit this is Jupiter from Holst!" probably gay shit like jayz or whatever dumb bullshit people listen to, maybe some mumble rappers or autotuned music sluts that only get famous from sucking jedi music producer dick
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2018-12-16 at 6:01 PM UTCI’m sure the stretching is to cut down on work related injuries
Which happens to be strains and sprains
It was actually songs like
Tears for fears everybody wants to rule the world .. no one knew that one -
2018-12-16 at 6:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by CandyRein I’m sure the stretching is to cut down on work related injuries
Which happens to be strains and sprains
It was actually songs like
Tears for fears everybody wants to rule the world .. no one knew that one
how the fuck does no one know that song? that's such a classic.
where do you work that doing yoga is going to cut down on work related injuries? I'm guessing you're not smelting steel or something. maybe you work at twitter.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 6:20 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 6:20 PM UTCI work in a medical facility Rizz.. people are always saying they hurt something doing something
And that’s what I said!
These songs while they are songs stereotypically you wouldn’t think I’d know but they were all classic hits to me!
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2018-12-16 at 6:21 PM UTC
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2018-12-16 at 6:21 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 6:25 PM UTCevery emoji you post is another african leader I'm assassinating
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2018-12-16 at 6:26 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-16 at 6:30 PM UTC
seriously who doesn't know this classic piece of 80s music. I hate 80s music (most of it) and I still love this song.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-16 at 6:34 PM UTCI’m gonna listen to that right now
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2018-12-16 at 6:44 PM UTCIt's a weed and football Sunday
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2018-12-16 at 6:51 PM UTCcalendars are for fags, if you know what day it is you are submitting to be a slave of the demiurge
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2018-12-16 at 9:48 PM UTCSo not too long ago from being disturbed my previous napping, an old lady tried to get inside my house. My dog started barking and I’m like what the hell is she trying to do lol as I watched her try almost every key to get in. So, after getting a bit annoyed from her obviously not figuring out she has the wrong door by giving up,🙄 I opened the door and said, hello. How can I help you? The second she started speaking Spanish, I pointed at the door number and shut the door, locking it. I don’t really speak as much Spanish so I hope she didn’t think it was rude. I went back to bed and now I can’t finish my dream of kissing lala on Christ-mas Eve after a drink of our peppermint eggnog. God dammit. I hate living in apartments.🙄
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2018-12-25 at 5:42 AM UTCLove you like a brother,
Treat you like a friend.
Respect you like a lover
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
❤️
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
If you be the cash,
I'll be the rubber band
You be the match,
I will be a fuse, boom
Painter baby, you could be the muse
I'm the reporter baby, you could be the news
'Cause you're the cigarette and I'm the smoker
We raise a bet, cause you're the joker
Checked off, you are a chalk
And I can be the blackboard
You could be the talk
And I could be the walk
❤️
Even when the sky comes falling
Even when the sun don't shine
I got faith in you and I
So put your pretty little hand in mine
Even when we're down to the wire baby
Even when it's do or die
We could do it baby, simple and plain
'Cause this love is a sure thing
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
You could bet that
Never gotta sweat that
Be the lover, I'll be the fighter baby
If I'm the blunt, you could be the lighter babe
Fire it up! 🔥
Writer baby, you could be the quote
If I'm the lyric baby, you could be the note, record that
Saint I'm a sinner, prize I'm a winner and it's you ❤️
What did I do to deserve that
Paper baby, I'll be the pen
Say that I'm the one, cause you are a 10 ❤️
Even when the sky comes falling
Even when the sun don't shine
I got faith in you and I
So put your pretty little hand in mine
Even when we're down to the wire baby
Even when it's do or die
We could do it baby, simple and plain
'Cause this love is a sure thing
(Now rock with me baby,
Let me hold you in my arms,
Talk with me babe yeah, yeah)
(Now rock with me baby,
Let me hold you in my arms,
Talk with me babe yeah, yeah)
This love between you and I is simple as pie baby
It's such a sure thing (such a sure thing)
Ooh it such a sure thing (such a sure thing)
Even when the sky comes falling
Even when the sun don't shine
I got faith in you and I
So put your pretty little hand in mine
Even when we're down to the wire baby
Even when it's do or die
We could do it baby, simple and plain
'Cause this love is a sure thing
❤️
Love you like a brother,
Treat you like a friend.
Respect you like a lover
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2018-12-25 at 5:46 AM UTCM.erry Ch.ristmas StarrThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-25 at 5:55 AM UTCLOL @ that Word enhancement
Merry Christmaz Incognito 🎁🎄The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-12-25 at 5:55 AM UTCYeah I forgot about the word enhancement lolThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-12-25 at 5:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by jedi_darryl The randomness thought ever: I were ever president, I would rename all days of the week. Monday would’ve been Lethargicday, Tuesday would’ve been Countdownday, Wednesday would’ve been Tuemoreday, Thursday would’ve been Braceday, Friday would’ve been Shenaniday, Saturday would’ve been Replay, and Sunday would’ve been Lotwater.
All of those names suck ass.
Merry Chri5tma5. Merry Mau5 too.
