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Have you ever resided in a trailer park?

  1. #41
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby But no I've never resided in a trailer park ,I think hydro has and that one guy that would play bass.

    I've lived in a trailer, but not a trailer park. I lived quite a ways from my nearest neighbors, and it sat on over 13 acres. Around me were 500-1000 acre farms/forests.
  2. #42
    hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Never saw the point of buying a trailer and then putting it on someone elses land..re: a trailer park. If you are going to go the trailer route buy a scrap of land to put it on so it's all yours and no landlord can't make you move it or change you $200-$300 dollars for the lot forever..(which would be about the same payment as if you were buying an acre or 3 of land..at least here in Tejas).

    Well, you have to remember that you then need a piece of land that is zoned for a trailer. Then you need a well, which will set you back a couple grand to 10k depending on how deep they need to drill. THen you have to have electric. If you are further than 500 ft to existing lines, you have to pay so much by the foot for them to run electric out to you, unless you want to go the solar/generator way, which is still gonna cost a bit.

    If you buy land already set up with a well, and electric, and zoned for a trailer, then you're gonna pay a lot more than one without, which definitely jacks the price up. A lot of "home loans" won't lend money just for land either, though I'm sure if you're credit is good you can get the loan or funds from a loan from somewhere.

    Just things you need to think about.

    Also, if buying an older trailer, sometimes you can't move them and live in them if they're not up to code (in FL at least) because of hurricanes, and since they update that shit every year, most trailers are only up to code for 5-7 years before you're stuck, unable to move it off the property (at least to live in) once it's already there. It's grandfathered in once it's been placed somewhere though. I'm sure laws are different elsewhere. In FL, you can find older trailers people are just giving away since they aren't up to code (but it'll cost at least 500-1k to move the bitch).
  3. #43
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost I lived in a shed with my cats and I worked on shopping carts

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #44
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    My aunt and uncle did and still do live in the Beuna Vista trailer park. Trailer nice as fuck payed off like 20 years ago, all income goes to vacations and happies.
  5. #45
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Well, you have to remember that you then need a piece of land that is zoned for a trailer. Then you need a well, which will set you back a couple grand to 10k depending on how deep they need to drill.

    You could get by withh a cistern as well, like where I reside. but then you need to get the water trucked in.
  6. #46
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ My aunt and uncle did and still do live in the Beuna Vista trailer park. Trailer nice as fuck payed off like 20 years ago, all income goes to vacations and happies.

    I got a 30 year mortgage on a trailer and just paid it off so it's mine free and clear.
  7. #47
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I once lived in a trailer mansion.


    this is HorseShit I mean a WhoreShack
  8. #48
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice I got a 30 year mortgage on a trailer and just paid it off so it's mine free and clear.

    beats being homeless.
  9. #49
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Solstice

    What was Bubbles obsession with shopping carts about?

    I watched like second or third season a few eps and it made little sense to me. just something about the old guy being a former law enforcer turned Security Guard for a trailer park

    but there was some weirdo with his shirt off. reminded me of a guy I knew. He looks an awful like Jimmy Kimmel with a big belly.

    They live in Canada but it's Nova Scotia which is like Canada's Detroit. (That's an old saying)
  10. #50
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by totse3.com I beat off homeless punks beneath the Queensborough bridge for $15 a man.
  11. #51
    Nigga I am about to buy a trailer RIGHT NOW.
  12. #52
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Homeless in California

    https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e93_1480125655

    Originally posted by mmQ I want to eat totse3.com butthole

    Hush up, Hick!
  13. #53
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by totse3.com What was Bubbles obsession with shopping carts about?

    He made money on them. I think he stole them, fixed them up, then sold them back to the same shopping centre he stole them from.

    It was a pretty funny show, you should watch the first season though, it's the only really good one.
  14. #54
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Trailers are cool. Trailer parks are trashy.
  15. #55
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Trailers are pretty trashy too
  16. #56
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I once lived in a trailer mansion.


    I want the one highest on that hill, so I can look down on all my low class neighbors..
  17. #57
    Originally posted by Solstice I got a 30 year mortgage on a trailer and just paid it off so it's mine free and clear.

    Thirty years to pay off a 20K loan 👀
  18. #58
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    NO
  19. #59
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    that little orange one is the Maid quarters.
  20. #60
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by totse3.com this is HorseShit I mean a WhoreShack

    It's probably worth more than anything you've ever owned.
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