The retarded thread: Fuck, §m£ÂgØL made one first edition

1. 2015-07-23 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #481
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   
2. 2015-07-23 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #482
   hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
   Yeah down here in Florida they cracked down on pain management doctors. Its ridiculous. I knew people paying 500 cash to get a script of dillys. It was a shame for people like my dad who truely met the criteria for needing opiates to be denied yet this little punk ass bitch goes in and gets pretty much whatever he wants. Control, money, and greed is why we live in a world like this.
3. 2015-07-24 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #483
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But taxes still go to defend poppy fields on the other side of the earth. Yay!
4. 2015-07-24 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #484
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   When I had to get stitches in FL those assholes didn't give me anything for the pain. They didn't even give me fucking antibiotics.
5. 2015-07-24 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #485
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Triple post.
6. 2015-07-24 at 1:23 AM UTC

   #486
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I haven't had weed this good in a loooong time
   
   It is even better than the 'dogshit' kind I had
   
   I like it better than sour diesel
   
   I wonder what it's called
   
   One hit puts my girlfriend....fuck she isn't really my girlfriend, just thisgirl I am fucking, but one hit gives her panic attacks.
   
   I tried to get her phone to take a picture of it, but I can't find it, maybe it fell between the bed and wall
   
   I may post one later
7. 2015-07-24 at 1:25 AM UTC

   #487
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   holy shit it tastes so beautiful
   
   I am surrounded by beauty
   
8. 2015-07-24 at 2:10 AM UTC

   #488
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   I took one hit and forgot I was smoking, and just now remembered
   
   I'm going to weigh this shit, I wonder what kind of deal I got
   
   my scale is covered in Crouton dust heh.
   
   ok, it's 3.25 grams, I don't know how much the bowl I packed weighed, but I packed the bowl deep. I paid 35 bucks fior it.
   
   I can say that if this isn't the best weed I have ever had, it's probably runner up. The only drawback is that it is small popcorn buds and there is a thick stem on one of the buds.
9. 2015-07-24 at 2:13 AM UTC

   #489
   arthur treacher African Astronaut
   triple quadruple post
10. 2015-07-24 at 7:35 AM UTC

    #490
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Who the fuck are you again?
11. 2015-07-24 at 8:52 AM UTC

    #491
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Weed sucks
    
    Post last edited by Kolokol-1 at 2017-04-23T12:17:17.276603+00:00
12. 2015-07-24 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #492
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hey, I turned 21 not long ago. Any cheap liquor suggestions? Admiral nelsons spiced rum is not a very good liquor but it's got me pretty good.
13. 2015-07-24 at 9:57 AM UTC

    #493
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Hey, I turned 21 not long ago. Any cheap liquor suggestions? Admiral nelsons spiced rum is not a very good liquor but it's got me pretty good.

    
    
    Homebrew, man, all the cool people are doing it. Add a little MSG and you may even get some GHB magic added. It's so cheap and easy to do, you'd have to be pretty fucking lazy/apathetic to pass it up.
14. 2015-07-24 at 9:59 AM UTC

    #494
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'm meh, I don't feel like doing a homebrew. Injust wanna drink drink
15. 2015-07-24 at 11:21 AM UTC

    #495
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    I'm meh, I don't feel like doing a homebrew. Injust wanna drink drink

    Skol was what I always used to drink but I was evidently the only one of my friends who could tolerate it
16. 2015-07-24 at 11:22 AM UTC

    #496
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Homebrew, man, all the cool people are doing it. Add a little MSG and you may even get some GHB magic added. It's so cheap and easy to do, you'd have to be pretty fucking lazy/apathetic to pass it up.

    I am going to have to try the MSG thing. Let us know how it goes
17. 2015-07-24 at 12:32 PM UTC

    #497
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman

    Skol was what I always used to drink but I was evidently the only one of my friends who could tolerate it

    Skol or Mckormick's vodka.
18. 2015-07-24 at 1:30 PM UTC

    #498
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman

    Sploo, use a combination of psychedelics and transcendental meditation, along with other forms of mental training, to surpass the normal limits of humanity. Who knows what you could achieve. The ability to manipulate space-time, flight, telekinesis, ESP? You spend so much of your time in a drug induced state you may as well put it to good use.
    
    If you manage to attain it, I will prostrate myself before your feet and accept you as my master.

    
    I already know how to induce neurogenesis at will on a moment's notice. Might as well accept me as your master now. PROTIP: You can induce neurogenesis by consciously doing so.
19. 2015-07-24 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #499
    The Boobyverse X = X 1 = 0 Tuskegee Airman
    spice is SO much better than weed
20. 2015-07-24 at 2:12 PM UTC

    #500
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    spice is SO much better than weed

    Spice makes your IQ drop