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How do they get babies to cry for movies

  1. #21
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Take em to a crowded restaurant, or put em on a long, crowded flight.. That usually gets em stirred up..

    Life's too short to watch movies that feature squallin brats...
  2. #22
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Just tell the baby that Will Farrel is gonna punch their face

    doublepost

    They wouldn't use a full fist. Sure, they'd probably backhand them a few times, but the baby could only take so much, you know?
  3. #23
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They wouldn't use a full fist. Sure, they'd probably backhand them a few times, but the baby could only take so much, you know?

    Im curious what they really did in this scene
  4. #24
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    All they would need to do is make a sharp loud sound. Baby would scare and start crying.
  5. #25
    Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Im curious what they really did in this scene

    Looks like they hired a little retarded kid. Nobody cares about them and your not going to make them any worse off with a punch.
  6. #26
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Ughhu Looks like they hired a little retarded kid. Nobody cares about them and your not going to make them any worse off with a punch.

    I'm thinking a baby face dwarf photochopped or Finalcutpro into the real baby's face.. or something


    but you never know
  7. #27
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Since a babby doesn't remember shit anyway I wonder why it's seemingly so much more atrocious to hurt them. Like who gives a fuck? Like if I was blackout drunk for a year straight and people beat the shit out of me and raped me and then one day I come out of my blackout and don't remember any of it, why the hell would I care what they did?

    Oh, you SAVAGELY abused me and FORCE FUCKED MY EVERY HOLE with a wide array of objects over the course of many many months? That's cool. No skin off my back.

    So the same should apply to babbies. If you punch one in the face as hard as you can, yeah its gonna probably cry, and technically it's in pain, but is it really?
  8. #28
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mmQ Since a babby doesn't remember shit anyway I wonder why it's seemingly so much more atrocious to hurt them. Like who gives a fuck? Like if I was blackout drunk for a year straight and people beat the shit out of me and raped me and then one day I come out of my blackout and don't remember any of it, why the hell would I care what they did?

    Oh, you SAVAGELY abused me and FORCE FUCKED MY EVERY HOLE with a wide array of objects over the course of many many months? That's cool. No skin off my back.

    So the same should apply to babbies. If you punch one in the face as hard as you can, yeah its gonna probably cry, and technically it's in pain, but is it really?

    I bet you thought this was real cute when you typed it
  9. #29
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by GGG I bet you thought this was real cute when you typed it

    No I was stoic with a straight face the entire time and despite my verbeage I genuinely want to know the psychology behind the point I addressed.
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  10. #30
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Babies are pussies..
  11. #31
    Ghost Black Hole
    I found the answer

  12. #32
    Originally posted by mmQ Since a babby doesn't remember shit anyway I wonder why it's seemingly so much more atrocious to hurt them. Like who gives a fuck? Like if I was blackout drunk for a year straight and people beat the shit out of me and raped me and then one day I come out of my blackout and don't remember any of it, why the hell would I care what they did?=


    Good point..lets have a few drinks and discuss further...
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  13. #33
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    What was the reason for starting this thread?

    You gonna make a movie about crying Babies, OP?
  14. #34
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by totse3.com What was the reason for starting this thread?

    You gonna make a movie about crying Babies, OP?

    I saw a baby cry on cue in a movie
  15. #35
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by GGG I saw a baby cry on cue in a movie

    source scene. I must see this 'cry on queue, baby'
  16. #36
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by totse3.com source scene. I must see this 'cry on queue, baby'

    Got 20 minutes?

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xo7cj2
  17. #37
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by mmQ Got 20 minutes?

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xo7cj2

    uhh couldn't watch


    just skipped way to graphic. is part of this real?
  18. #38
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    there's a string tied to their penises, and when it's time to cry, the string is yanked by a man with a John Bolton moustache from off screen
  19. #39
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    sophisticated pinching machines that have a privately marketed smartphone app
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  20. #40
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by mmQ Since a babby doesn't remember shit anyway I wonder why it's seemingly so much more atrocious to hurt them. Like who gives a fuck? Like if I was blackout drunk for a year straight and people beat the shit out of me and raped me and then one day I come out of my blackout and don't remember any of it, why the hell would I care what they did?

    Oh, you SAVAGELY abused me and FORCE FUCKED MY EVERY HOLE with a wide array of objects over the course of many many months? That's cool. No skin off my back.

    So the same should apply to babbies. If you punch one in the face as hard as you can, yeah its gonna probably cry, and technically it's in pain, but is it really?


    Not that I really advocate baby punching but you kind of have a point.
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