2018-12-18 at 5:05 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
I've been hired to perform gentle ambiance music on an antique classical guitar while a room full of women are pleasured by robotic hands, and I really want to stretch positions for some augmented jazz chords that I can hear in my mind but not quite play. Any idea on how to make my hands bigger? I'm willing to inject mystery chemicals.
2018-12-18 at 5:56 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Sorry, no clue but good luck.
2018-12-18 at 8:04 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
It's alright, I hope you'll be at the party though. I'm told my talent on the guitar is superb, and I think you'd have a nice time. If only I could make these fingers work magic.
2018-12-18 at 8:12 PM UTC
practice and finger strengtheners, a girl actually bought me a looper pedal that I wanted for christmas but shes making me wait for christmas to get it, I didn't get her anything tho, didn't know it was like that
2018-12-18 at 8:24 PM UTC
Slam them between two cinder blocks. They'll get bigger.
2018-12-18 at 9:23 PM UTC
Go work labour for a few weeks without days off.
2018-12-18 at 9:33 PM UTC
Just put Bugles on your fingertips m8.
2018-12-18 at 10:01 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Thank you, gentlemen. These are all excellent finger tips, and I intend to try them all in preparation for the big event. It's too bad none of you can attend; as I understand it, I am the only male who will be permitted.
2018-12-18 at 10:04 PM UTC
Same way its not about the size of ur loing it is the size of ur loing's heart, same way it is about the size of ur hands heart
Slay her pussy like a loing
2018-12-18 at 10:12 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Sorry, the mighty women who will be partaking in this experience do not recognize male hegemony. This is why I've been relegated to the role of a performer. Please invoke your phallic entitlement elsewhere.
2018-12-21 at 8:07 PM UTC
Get bees to sting them. Works every time.