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  1. #41
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by totse3.com what is so funny

    Originally posted by HTS Smoke meth and masturbate, play video games, you know how it is.~
  2. #42
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    The answer to your question totse, is that he doesn't make a living. He threatened somebody with a deadly weapon and now the state considers him unstable, so they pay him to just stay at home and away from society.

    You're Canadian right? He's buying meth with your tax dollars. How does that feel?
  3. #43
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by GGG The answer to your question totse, is that he doesn't make a living. He threatened somebody with a deadly weapon and now the state considers him unstable, so they pay him to just stay at home and away from society.

    You're Canadian right? He's buying meth with your tax dollars. How does that feel?

    Surprisingly that did not factor into the eventual diagnosis that got me on disability. It just put me in the homeless shelter that the psychiatrist who referred me to the program worked out of.
  4. #44
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG The answer to your question totse, is that he doesn't make a living. He threatened somebody with a deadly weapon and now the state considers him unstable, so they pay him to just stay at home and away from society.

    You're Canadian right? He's buying meth with your tax dollars. How does that feel?

    You really refuse to acknowledge HTS as a 'she'/'her'?

    I thought everyone even remotely in the LGBT boat was supportive of one another.

    Your avatar is a freaking rainbow flag!

    WTF, GGG?

    You are an enigma.
  5. #45
    Technologist victim of incest
    HTS,
    Get rid of that pic girly!
  6. #46
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Also, after just like two drinks in me, the whims of my ADHD have once again blown in yet another direction.

    I'm going to give a short Python tutorial based off of your slave trade code example above...

    I've modified it slightly to demonstrate some more Python (and general programming) principles that you can maybe benefit from.


    print("Due to an overwhelming number of people purchasing slaves simply for homoerotic sexual activities, we now charge for each slave by penis length.")

    # Note that I capitalize these variable names.
    # It is not necessary, but common practice to capitalize what are called CONSTANTS - they are assigned a value once, and this value is not altered anywhere.

    PRICE_PER_AFRICAN_SLAVE = 3.50
    FIVE_DOLLAR_OFF_COUPON = 5
    AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH = 6.0

    # The following is a list of slaves with unique attributes (in this case, penis length, in inches).

    list_of_slaves_by_penis_length = [
    8.5,
    4.8,
    6.0,
    6.5,
    7.0,
    3.9,
    9.5
    ]

    # You can get the total number of slaves, even though it is irrelevant for this version of the program, by using Python's built in LEN function.

    total_number_of_slaves = len(list_of_slaves_by_penis_length)

    # Note that this also works for strings...

    print(len("This is a sentence."))

    # Outputs: 19 (since there are 19 characters in the string).


    # Next, we will define a function that will contain an IF... ELIF... ELSE... conditional statement, and some simple math to calculate the penis length surcharge we will be applying to each slave.

    # The penis surcharge is basically a measure of how much bigger, or smaller, they are than an arbitrarily chosen average length. If they are under that length, they cost less. If they are over that average length, they cost more.
    def calculate_penis_surcharge(penis_length):
    if penis_length > AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH:
    return 1 * (abs(penis_length - AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH)) / AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH
    elif penis_length < AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH:
    return -1 * (abs(penis_length - AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH)) / AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH
    else:
    return 0


    # Next, we use a "for each" type loop to iterate through the initial list of slaves (by penis length)...

    total_cost = 0
    for slave in list_of_slaves_by_penis_length:
    final_price = price_of_african_slave + price_of_african_slave * calculate_penis_surcharge(slave)
    # Note that the total cost is accumulatively added to with each final price.
    total_cost += final_price

    print("Total cost of these slaves, after accounting for penis length surcharge and five dollars off coupon, comes out to " , end="")
    print(total_cost - five_dollars_off_coupon, end="")
    print(" dollars.")

    # Outputs: "Total cost of these slaves, after accounting for penis length surcharge and five dollars off coupon, comes out to 21.95 dollars."


    So there you have some new and potentially useful concepts, and framed in the same context as your original code, thus keeping things consistent.
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  7. #47
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    For some further explanation about the inner workings of our calculate_penis_surcharge() function:


    # First note that you have to define your function by giving it a name, and telling it what arguments/parameters to expect.
    # In this case, we only pass into it one argument/parameter - The length of a single slave's penis.
    def calculate_penis_surcharge(penis_length):
    # First, we check if this particular slave is above average in penis length...
    if penis_length > AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH:
    # If they are, then we use the built in "abs()" function to get the ABSOLUTE difference between the two values, and divide that by the average, to get the difference as a percentage.
    return 1 * (abs(penis_length - AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH)) / AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH
    elif penis_length < AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH:
    # Note that we return a negative value if the penis length is below average.
    return -1 * (abs(penis_length - AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH)) / AVERAGE_PENIS_LENGTH
    else:
    # This returns zero if any of the slaves are exactly average.
    return 0


    And there you may notice that I have a bug in my code.

    Since the penis surcharge is meant to be like a tax of sorts that is applied to the originally defined COST_PER_SLAVE above, the flaw in my code is that it will actually multiple by ZERO if the slave's penis is exactly 6.0 inches.

    For the record, that was unintentional, but it brings up a very valuable lesson about programming.

    Bugs happen, and they happen a lot - no matter how experienced you are, you will make mistakes.

    I won't start teaching you about Unit Testing yet, but it's a very useful way to ensure that your code does what it needs to do.

    But that lesson is for another day.

    STAY TUNED!
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  8. #48
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by gadzooks You really refuse to acknowledge HTS as a 'she'/'her'?

    I thought everyone even remotely in the LGBT boat was supportive of one another.

    Your avatar is a freaking rainbow flag!

    WTF, GGG?

    You are an enigma.

    I believe in the right to do whatever you want to your body. Grow tits, cut off your dick, tattoo your face like a liserd. Don't give a fuck. Your body is yours.

    I don't believe that there is a difference between sex and gender. You are your biology. I mean, the whole 'social construct' respect thing doesn't apply to literally ANYTHING ELSE, so I don't see why it would apply to transgender people. If I told you I felt like I was born black, you would probably look at me pretty crazy. But if I GENUINELY thought that, 100% believed I was a born black, would anybody seriously treat me as black? If I thought I was a fallen angel, would anybody treat me as such JUST because I believed in it? I could do it out of respect or whatever, but I don't feel like lying about my beliefs to people when they think I'm being accepting and nice.

    But I like HTS. I think he's pretty rational and objective about the whole thing. He does a good job at passing when he tries, and actually looks pretty cute. I'm sure he doesn't like what I'm saying here, but I just can't accept that he's a woman and I'm not going to pretend like I do. If we could somehow make a transition process that leaves you biologically indistinguishable from a woman, then yes, I would say that you are a woman since you have the chromosomes and the uterus and vagina and etc, etc. But science is shit now and transition surgeries are just drugs and plastic surgery.

    Men and women are not simply differentiated by their name. There is biology behind it. There always has been. That people want to pretend otherwise does not change that. I don't say it to hurt anybody's feelings, or because I have a problem with transgender people. We're all equal, but science is science is truth.
  9. #49
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I love this website
  10. #50
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    This whole site is a bunch of little faggot nerds, that claim to have exceptional brain matter..
  11. #51
    Superhero Houston
  12. #52
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mikeyagain This whole site is a bunch of little faggot nerds, that claim to have exceptional brain matter..

    And then there's you who openly admits to having sub-exceptional brain matter?

    Sounds like fun.

    I'll take being a pretentious fuckwit who at least knows a thing or two over a pretentious fuckwit who doesn't.
  13. #53
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    gadzooks, I love how you wrote that exactly like every single tutorial I've read, except its about average slave penis length. It actually wasn't too much of a jump from what I know. Feels good man.
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  14. #54
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Ohh, ohh, Lanny, feature request!

    Add syntax highlighting when using code tags.

    https://highlightjs.org/ would probably be pretty straightfoward to add in a future iteration.

    Then again, though, how many people on this site would really use it?

    So I understand if it would be low priority, but maybe just add it to the product roadmap? Make an issue in Jira or a pull request in Github? (Which I guess I could do... I've actually never contributed to another github repo (except obviously when collaborating at work... Maybe I will "fork you hard".)
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  15. #55
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG gadzooks, I love how you wrote that exactly like every single tutorial I've read, except its about average slave penis length. It actually wasn't too much of a jump from what I know. Feels good man.

    If there's one thing I know more than programming, it's cognitive psychology.

    Remember, my official academic background was in psychology, and my areas of specialization (i.e. what I wrote my undergraduate papers on) were memory, learning, and problem solving.

    I know the value of analogies for learning.

    Also, humor is a useful tool as well.

    So I figured, why not incorporate an analogy that you're already familiar with.

    Slave trade, penis lengths, it's all relevant!
  16. #56
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by GGG I believe in the right to do whatever you want to your body. Grow tits, cut off your dick, tattoo your face like a liserd. Don't give a fuck. Your body is yours.

    I don't believe that there is a difference between sex and gender. You are your biology. I mean, the whole 'social construct' respect thing doesn't apply to literally ANYTHING ELSE, so I don't see why it would apply to transgender people. If I told you I felt like I was born black, you would probably look at me pretty crazy. But if I GENUINELY thought that, 100% believed I was a born black, would anybody seriously treat me as black? If I thought I was a fallen angel, would anybody treat me as such JUST because I believed in it? I could do it out of respect or whatever, but I don't feel like lying about my beliefs to people when they think I'm being accepting and nice.

    But I like HTS. I think he's pretty rational and objective about the whole thing. He does a good job at passing when he tries, and actually looks pretty cute. I'm sure he doesn't like what I'm saying here, but I just can't accept that he's a woman and I'm not going to pretend like I do. If we could somehow make a transition process that leaves you biologically indistinguishable from a woman, then yes, I would say that you are a woman since you have the chromosomes and the uterus and vagina and etc, etc. But science is shit now and transition surgeries are just drugs and plastic surgery.

    Men and women are not simply differentiated by their name. There is biology behind it. There always has been. That people want to pretend otherwise does not change that. I don't say it to hurt anybody's feelings, or because I have a problem with transgender people. We're all equal, but science is science is truth.

    I don't want to derail this thread too much.

    So I will just summarize my position on it...

    I wasn't always comfortable with the notion of calling someone who was born with a penis a woman, or someone born with a vagina a man, whether or not they still possess these same organs or not.

    It seemed off to me.

    But with time, I came to empathize.

    I guess, if I were at peak acceptance/support levels, I would consider HTS, for example, to be completely indistinguishable from a naturally-born woman.

    To be totally honest, I don't.

    To me, there are gender-based categories, and I'm totally comfortable with considering HTS to be in a category that has certain femininine attributes, including the pronouns.

    But if I had to be totally honest, I don't know if I'm comfortable/accepting enough that I would actually be able get fully monogomously/romantically involved with someone who was trans, even after all hormone replacement and full transitional surgery.

    So basically, what I'm saying is, on the acceptance spectrum, I'm not perfect, but I do respect her right to be considered a woman in just about every respect, especially something as simple as pronouns.

    And the only reason I really brought it up in this thread is because I was genuinely confused by your post when you said "he is wasting your tax dollars on meth" or whatever. You're going against the grain by continuing to use "he".

    Also, for the record, anything other "he" or "she", and then I start becoming less open-minded.

    I doubt I would ever be able to call someone xhe or "they" in the singular or any of that crazy shit.

    But if HTS truly and permanently identifies as a women, even if she hasn't had all the surgery and hormone replacements, she's a she in my book.
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  17. #57
    RisiR † 29 Autism

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  18. #58
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by RisiR †

    It's like some kind of centaur.
  19. #59
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by gadzooks I don't want to derail this thread too much.

    So I will just summarize my position on it…

    I wasn't always comfortable with the notion of calling someone who was born with a penis a woman, or someone born with a vagina a man, whether or not they still possess these same organs or not.

    It seemed off to me.

    But with time, I came to empathize.

    I guess, if I were at peak acceptance/support levels, I would consider HTS, for example, to be completely indistinguishable from a naturally-born woman.

    To be totally honest, I don't.

    To me, there are gender-based categories, and I'm totally comfortable with considering HTS to be in a category that has certain femininine attributes, including the pronouns.

    But if I had to be totally honest, I don't know if I'm comfortable/accepting enough that I would actually be able get fully monogomously/romantically involved with someone who was trans, even after all hormone replacement and full transitional surgery.

    So basically, what I'm saying is, on the acceptance spectrum, I'm not perfect, but I do respect her right to be considered a woman in just about every respect, especially something as simple as pronouns.

    And the only reason I really brought it up in this thread is because I was genuinely confused by your post when you said "he is wasting your tax dollars on meth" or whatever. You're going against the grain by continuing to use "he".

    Also, for the record, anything other "he" or "she", and then I start becoming less open-minded.

    I doubt I would ever be able to call someone xhe or "they" in the singular or any of that crazy shit.

    But if HTS truly and permanently identifies as a women, even if she hasn't had all the surgery and hormone replacements, she's a she in my book.

    This is pretty much where I'm at on pronouns, and I'm the tranny in question. I don't really mind being "misgendered" anyway, although I do kinda feel like §m£ÂgØL in particular does it outta spite.
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  20. #60
    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Originally posted by gadzooks And then there's you who openly admits to having sub-exceptional brain matter?

    Sounds like fun.

    I'll take being a pretentious fuckwit who at least knows a thing or two over a pretentious fuckwit who doesn't.

    You're a triggered ass bitch..
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