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  1. Cro Mango Houston
    RIP. Hemlock and tonic.

    Tits or ass?
  2. Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    Tits

    Apple or Android?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. Android

    Amiga 1200 or Atari 1040ST?
  4. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Ps2

    Black or green tea?
  5. Black

    Petite Asian female masseuse or pudgy white dude fancy lad masseuse?
  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    P.A.F.

    Same.
  7. Cro Mango Houston
    Pudgy white fancy lad. I am going to get a massage, not a handjob. Pound my flesh with that meaty F=ma, white boy.

    Throw your 4 year old into a cage with gorillas or chimps for 5 minutes?
  8. 5 mins in each cage...doesn't have to be a choice.

    Same question.
  9. itybit African Astronaut [daze my amino pe-tsai]
    Chimps of course

    Be an old hated White dude or an old hated white woman lol?
  10. Cro Mango Houston
    Men are better than women, and old white men are usually hated for being baller as fuck,, so yea, man.

    Instantly learn either celestial navigation or how to read nautical charts?
  11. Originally posted by itybit Chimps of course

    Chimps are actually more aggressive than gorillas which are in comparison gentle giants.
  12. Originally posted by Cro Mango Instantly learn either celestial navigation or how to read nautical charts?

    Already know celestial navigation so the nautical charts I guess

    Same.
  13. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Celestial.


    Biggest regret: Financial/career or personal/of the heart matters?
  14. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    most definitely financial regret.


    You stop to get gas and just upon walking into the convenience store doors you look down and see a $20 bill wadded/ kinda folded crinkly up on the ground/floor. Do you pick it up and ask all the patrons in the store(about 5 or so)- if the bill is somebody's or you pick it up and think..."wow, what a nice blessing"?
  15. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Holy Hecken hecker

    "Faggots" is a real thing in the UK?

    meatballs made of liver, heart and fatty tissue of a pig. sounds like potted meat or what's inside a can of catfood.

    fuck that sounds gross as shit.
  16. Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by totse3.com Holy Hecken hecker

    "Faggots" is a real thing in the UK?

    meatballs made of liver, heart and fatty tissue of a pig. sounds like potted meat or what's inside a can of catfood.

    fuck that sounds gross as shit.

    Never heard of them myself.
  17. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Never heard of them myself.

    just the name.. Mum: "We're having faggots and boiled potatoes tonight Ian.. tell your sista Molly and your brother Oliver a quick go and wash up..pip pip"
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by totse3.com just the name.. Mum: "We're having faggots and boiled potatoes tonight Ian.. tell your sista Molly and your brother Oliver a quick go and wash up..pip pip"

    Do you know how you fuck up a thread?
  19. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Do you know how you fuck up a thread?

    thread was asking for it.
  20. Firekrochfatty African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse3.com just the name.. Mum: "We're having faggots and boiled potatoes tonight Ian.. tell your sista Molly and your brother Oliver a quick go and wash up..pip pip"



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