2018-12-13 at 3:54 AM UTC
RIP. Hemlock and tonic.
Tits or ass?
2018-12-13 at 1:52 PM UTC
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post didn't die in a fire!
2018-12-13 at 1:56 PM UTC
Android
Amiga 1200 or Atari 1040ST?
2018-12-13 at 2:02 PM UTC
Black
Petite Asian female masseuse or pudgy white dude fancy lad masseuse?
2018-12-13 at 3:10 PM UTC
Pudgy white fancy lad. I am going to get a massage, not a handjob. Pound my flesh with that meaty F=ma, white boy.
Throw your 4 year old into a cage with gorillas or chimps for 5 minutes?
2018-12-13 at 3:48 PM UTC
5 mins in each cage...doesn't have to be a choice.
Same question.
2018-12-13 at 3:50 PM UTC
itybit
African Astronaut
[daze my amino pe-tsai]
Chimps of course
Be an old hated White dude or an old hated white woman lol?
2018-12-13 at 3:54 PM UTC
Men are better than women, and old white men are usually hated for being baller as fuck,, so yea, man.
Instantly learn either celestial navigation or how to read nautical charts?
2018-12-13 at 4:42 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Celestial.
Biggest regret: Financial/career or personal/of the heart matters?
2018-12-13 at 5:44 PM UTC
most definitely financial regret.
You stop to get gas and just upon walking into the convenience store doors you look down and see a $20 bill wadded/ kinda folded crinkly up on the ground/floor. Do you pick it up and ask all the patrons in the store(about 5 or so)- if the bill is somebody's or you pick it up and think..."wow, what a nice blessing"?
2018-12-14 at 2:10 AM UTC
Holy Hecken hecker
"Faggots" is a real thing in the UK?
meatballs made of liver, heart and fatty tissue of a pig. sounds like potted meat or what's inside a can of catfood.
fuck that sounds gross as shit.
