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  1. Originally posted by gadzooks WTF ever happened to lemmonparty?

    It was the most happening party on the Internet.

    If you can't explain what at least three of the following four things are, you did not spend enough time on the Internet earlier on (or are too young to have):
    1. Goatse.
    2. Lemmonparty.
    3. Tubgirl.
    4. 2girls1cup.

    You may begin the exam now.

    Pull out your scantron sheet and a #2 pencil.

    you forgot meatspin.

    you fail.
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  2. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Don’t click on that link

    I didn't.
  3. We are all a little older and wiser since this thread started.
  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you forgot meatspin.

    you fail.

    And mantrain.

    We both fail.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I tried to track down all these old shock site images...

    Click below, if you dare, to see how many I successfully found...

    WARNING: NSFW (fucking DUH! but it has to be said since people instinctively click spoiler tags)

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  6. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    And finally (just a still frame - it's actually a rather lengthy video):

    WARNING: NSFW (fucking DUH! but it has to be said since people instinctively click spoiler tags)

  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    It's also worth noting that the original meatspin had a counter that would iteratively count each spin, and keep track of how many full spins you actually watched consecutively without, you know, closing the tab/window.
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's also worth noting 2 girls 1 cup is fake, whereas the timeless classic 3 guys 1 hammer is all too (enjoyably) real.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ It's also worth noting 2 girls 1 cup is fake, whereas the timeless classic 3 guys 1 hammer is all too (enjoyably) real.

    Interesting...

    I never actually watched 2 girls 1 cup.

    Obviously I knew of it, and would recognize the first few seconds any time I was tinyurl tricked into opening it.

    But I have admittedly never heard of 3 guys 1 hammer.

    Honestly, none of these sound appealing to me.

    Now meatspin... I think my record was like 200 consecutive spins.

    (but not really tho).
  10. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I am so, so tempted to just spam all the 1,000 post SG threads titled something like "When did you last do X?" or "How are you feeling today?", etc... with all of the above shock images.

    Without any NSFW warnings or spoiler tags, of course.

    But my angels of a better nature prevent me from doing so.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You haven't even heard of 3 guys 1 hammer yet claim to be an afficianado of obscure internet culture??

    So, SO SAD. Thoughts and prayers.
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  12. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ You haven't even heard of 3 guys 1 hammer yet claim to be an afficianado of obscure internet culture??

    So, SO SAD. Thoughts and prayers.

    OHH, I've heard of the event, just not the name.

    Yeah I googled it. It's those wacky Ukranian kids.

    It also reminds me of the Canadian with the icepick.

    Some fucked up shit.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Yeah the ice pick killer is another timeless classic. Literally eating ass. Haha
  14. Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    You are way off topic! Reported.
  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Flatulant_bomb You are way off topic! Reported.

    You can't talk about old white men without eventually bringing up lemon party, and you can't just talk about lemon party without reminiscing about goatse, tubgirl, meatspin, or mantrain.

    And then once the classics are a part of the open discussion, pretty much any shock site/image/video becomes relevant.
  16. Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I tried to track down all these old shock site images…

    Click below, if you dare, to see how many I successfully found…

    WARNING: NSFW (fucking DUH! but it has to be said since people instinctively click spoiler tags)


    Never seen those all together before.

    I genuinely feel sick right now.
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  17. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING III: The Quest for 911 Truth Never seen those all together before.

    I genuinely feel sick right now.

    Someone should make a giant collage of every shock site out there.

    And then hack google.com or facebook.com and put it right there in high resolution one day.

    The world would go nuts.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you watch too much of that shit you will destroy your mind and desensitize yourself in future life.
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  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you watch too much of that shit you will destroy your mind and desensitize yourself in future life.

    Probably.

    Call me crazy, but I've always found disturbing shock sites to be both disturbing and shocking to look at.

    Especially the violent ones.

    I mean, tubgirl features no violence, and technically isn't even sexual (except for maybe a very, very exclusive fetishist club), so I have no idea what long-term effect looking at ones like would have.

    Either way, I'm not looking to find out.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It takes a long-ass time for your brain to enhancement most of that shit out when you stop watching it. Some of it is permanent and cannot be unseen.
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