Old white men make me sick

1. 2018-12-12 at 2:23 PM UTC

   #61
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lanny I'm gonna be sexy as fuck when I'm older, all salt and pepper refinement. Hos can be hating up on the internet all they want, I'm gonna be cashing in on those daddy complexes like nobody's business.

   
   Only if the new sexy then is a fat old entitled faggot.
2. 2018-12-12 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #62
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Technically old people are entitled..they've usually earned stuff...payed their way in the world/proven themselves/contributed to society.
   
   MOON PERSON not so much...
3. 2018-12-12 at 2:33 PM UTC

   #63
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Technically old people are entitled..they've usually earned stuff…payed their way in the world/proven themselves/contributed to society.
   
   MOON PERSON not so much…

   
   You are correct and not just technically. Entitled means you have a legal right to something. The problem is people have changed the way the word is used. It is used to often as an adjective to describe people who falsely believe the have the legal right to something.
4. 2018-12-12 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #64
   Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker You are correct and not just technically. Entitled means you have a legal right to something. The problem is people have changed the way the word is used. It is used to often as an adjective to describe people who falsely believe the have the legal right to something.

   
   This. I’ve offended old people by classifying social security as an entitlement program. That’s literally what it is.
   
   http://federalsafetynet.com/entitlement-programs.html
   
   https://www.forbes.com/sites/ebauer/2018/11/05/yes-social-security-is-an-entitlement/
5. 2018-12-12 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #65
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ajax This. I’ve offended old people by classifying social security as an entitlement program. That’s literally what it is.

   
   Yup it is...if your paid up into it! Just as I'm entitled to the title/deed to my car/home if I've paid up the loan/mortgage...what's so offensive about that? lolol
6. 2018-12-12 at 3:12 PM UTC

   #66
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I just got my AARP card,, and my first savings is my car Ins went from 1800 a year for one truck to 700 a year for 2 trucks.
   
   I'm pretty stoked
7. 2018-12-12 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #67
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Frala,
   Do you just hate old white dudes that look at you in a sexual manner, or all old white dudes?
   
   Being hit on by a wrinkle bag gives me the heebie jeebies, but I love my old uncles and cousins.

   
   It’s just a troll thread
8. 2018-12-12 at 3:48 PM UTC

   #68
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I plan on being an old black dude anyway.
9. 2018-12-12 at 3:49 PM UTC

   #69
   tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
   Below the waist?
10. 2018-12-12 at 3:52 PM UTC

    #70
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by tee hee hee Below the waist?

    
    Except for the soles of my feet.
11. 2018-12-12 at 5:28 PM UTC

    #71
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    This thread makes me sick
12. 2018-12-12 at 11:22 PM UTC

    #72
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    to my stomic.
13. 2018-12-12 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #73
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Hence my boyish good looks and acceptance of the progression of time safe in the knowledge I had my time in the sun and used it accordingly. Insert headbanging emoticon here.

    
    men who look boyish are naturally betas.
    
    fact.
14. 2018-12-13 at 3:41 AM UTC

    #74
    

    mikeyagain African Astronaut [unalterably regard the persecutor]
    Ya got to love an old white woman, that can't get an old white man..
15. 2018-12-13 at 3:42 AM UTC

    #75
    Flatulant_bomb Tuskegee Airman
    The key word is white.
16. 2018-12-13 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #76
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    if I were the first responder I would've said 'stop putting them in your mouth then'
    
    but I'm not, and I assume everyone's already made that joke, so I won't
17. 2018-12-13 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #77
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    
    that's clearly defcon 5
18. 2018-12-13 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #78
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    raymond party
19. 2018-12-13 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #79
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    citrus gathering
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • gadzooks
20. 2018-12-13 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #80
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    
    I definitely pleasured myself to this picture.
    
    It was a faptastic adventure.
    
    If you zoom in just right onto that fern-looking plant in the upper left-hand quadrant (in the background), there is a pair of leaves that look JUST like the most perfect pussy.