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Are you guys prepped?

  1. #1
    Sub_Mod Houston
    Sub_Mod here,
    looks like very soon the grid will be going down, the gov. has already warned us. If you haven't already prepped you will probably have to sell your ass to crazy older men in the woods that have been prepping, that or go to a fema shelter which most of you will probably do because you're cucks.

    https://www.dhs.gov/sites/default/files/publications/NIAC%20Catastrophic%20Power%20Outage%20Study_508%20FINAL.pdf
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    Sub_Mod Houston
    Sub_Mod here,
    bump

  3. #3
    have finny take you under his wings.

    and balls.
  4. #4
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Im prepped, with me. I can survive in any situation, I've proved that to myself time and time again.

    My first move when it happens will be to go looting drug stores and hospitals. Get something valuable to trade, coz people will defo need meds and will pay premium for that shit.



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  5. #5
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The cannibals will be just fine.
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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    I have 2 cans of tuna and 4 cans of fruit in the cupboards i think im ready.
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    I was 3 weeks without power when Hurricane Ike came through in 2008. Sucked but survived easy enough..the worst part was the cold showers at 5am and no A/C...but being a real man I dealt with it.
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    Archer513 African Astronaut
    Can’t wait

    It’s time us warriors ruled again
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  9. #9
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Hot
  10. #10
    Originally posted by Archer513 Can’t wait

    It’s time us warriors ruled again

    Yup, give me 1000 rounds of ammo and 100 boxes of Nilla crackers and I'm ready for the apocalypse.
  11. #11
    Bologna Nacho African Astronaut
    If it can hold out until spring I can last about 6 months
  12. #12
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Oh def. Survival situations in warm and pleasant weather is def most desirable.


    Nacho, your pic makes me lol so much. Captain, am I drunk??
  13. #13
    When the shit does hit the fan can you imagine the carnage in Walmart?...everyone in there trying to get stuff and shooting each other over the brown gravy mix.
  14. #14
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Narc Im prepped, with me. I can survive in any situation, I've proved that to myself time and time again.

    My first move when it happens will be to go looting drug stores and hospitals. Get something valuable to trade, coz people will defo need meds and will pay premium for that shit.

    I'll bet you're the first junkie to have come up with that master plan
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Narc Get something valuable to trade, coz people will defo need meds and will pay premium for that shit.
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    Pay with what? the food you should have been getting instead of Theraflu? Ammo is going to be the premium thing to get...not aspirin...with Ammo you can defend, attack, and harvest meat easily...oh and steal.
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    make food and medication your prime source of trade.

    or portable generators.

    dig a giant hole in your backyard and drop a railcar in it and use it as storage (or an old bus)

    if you have that kind of money. I think the number one thing people fail to realize would be a good trade is toilet paper and soaps. people would be too grossed out to wash rags for wiping. also lots of jugs of bleach. but Im told you can make bleech with saltwater and a car battery. there is a youtube video on it.

    it just best to have it ready made. toilet paper goes fast. it would take an entire railcar for one person of tp for probably just a few years worth.
  17. #17
    toilet paper lololol.

    This is hotel bastardos...you want toilet paper you go hotel gayboy!
  18. #18
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    its that or leaves
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    I'll use paper money...no other use for it. Wipe my ass on 10 $100 bills, 15 if Possum was a bit 'off'
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    totse3.com Space Nigga
    15 if Possum was a bit 'off' ?

    wut that mean
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