2018-12-11 at 7:51 PM UTC
I'm gonna be sexy as fuck when I'm older, all salt and pepper refinement. Hos can be hating up on the internet all they want, I'm gonna be cashing in on those daddy complexes like nobody's business.
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2018-12-11 at 7:53 PM UTC
Young ho’s gonna have to eat
Old daddy got the warm bed and a full deep freeze 👍🏻
2018-12-11 at 7:55 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Suuree, suuuuure. I see cats, stained tshirts, boxer shorts and days old pizza boxes in your futures.
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2018-12-11 at 7:56 PM UTC
Salt & pepper is hot. Not even gonna lie.
Heyyyyyooooo.
2018-12-11 at 7:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Suuree, suuuuure. I see cats, stained tshirts, boxer shorts and days old pizza boxes in your futures.
No,that’s now
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2018-12-11 at 8:01 PM UTC
*jowels swinging back and forth*
"that's absolutely reprehensible!"
2018-12-11 at 8:07 PM UTC
Hollywood always stick the 50-60yr old leading man with a 28-35yr old leading lady..they know what's up.
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2018-12-11 at 8:10 PM UTC
tee hee hee
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Ummm...in Hollywood a 35yr old plays a mother with a grown son whos played by an actor 4yrs older than her.
2018-12-11 at 8:11 PM UTC
GET OFF MY LAWN, PUNK ! ! !
2018-12-11 at 8:12 PM UTC
Originally posted by tee hee hee
Ummm…in Hollywood a 35yr old plays a mother with a grown son whos played by an actor 4yrs older than her.
Exactly.
Women are measured like dog years...but not so many. Dog years are 7 for every 1 of a man...woman years are 1.5 for ever 1 of a man...a 30yr old woman is really 45 etc...
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2018-12-11 at 8:14 PM UTC
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But have you heard that all these starlets are actually transgendered??
2018-12-11 at 8:21 PM UTC
It’s not us men’s fault you ladies hit the wall at 35
And us men hit our peak at 35-60
What’s a nigga to do? Be mad at god ladies...
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2018-12-11 at 8:35 PM UTC
Originally posted by Archer513
It’s not us men’s fault you ladies hit the wall at 35
And us men hit our peak at 35-60
What’s a nigga to do? Be mad at god ladies…
With all due respect Arch..
I’m 34 and I’ve never felt so sexy and sexual
I only see me getting better .. I legit don’t see a wall coming in March
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