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  1. #41
    Originally posted by GGG "I'm scared of strangers"

    -Benny.

    Being able to get anywhere without technology is the true power.

    vehicles you hitchhiked are technologies.

    unless their elephants in brumese jungles.
  2. #42
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GGG I guess dolphins and swans and dogs and monkeys all choose to be gay too, right?

    this is a retarded position

    even the scientist who put forward the original 'animal homosexuality' theory subsequently retracted it (I forget his name).

    Humans, some of the higher apes and dolphins are about the only animals that partake in sexual activity because they enjoy it, rather than it being a pure, instinctual biological imperative. To read 'homosexual' behaviour into 'lower' animals is counterintuitive, as it's always the result of confused or misdirected instincts - they're not engaging in homosexual behaviour, they're engaging in the natural behaviour of the opposite sex.

    As for 'higher' animals like bonobos and dolphins, I'm tempted just to call them faggots but rubbing off on one another is more of an evolutionary conflict-resolution trait - they've discovered (either consciously or unconsciously) that if they can give someone they're arguing with a boner, they immediately become less aggressive. The sexual stimulation is a means to an end, and because it's so effective it's pervaded all of their societal and intermonkeyal relations
  3. #43
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG I guess dolphins and swans and dogs and monkeys all choose to be gay too, right?

    It's not like we have biological basis for homosexuality or anything. Oh wait we fucking do.

    http://www.godandscience.org/evolution/genetics_of_homosexuality.html

    Before you dismiss it because of the site name, it has a ton of studies you can follow. There is a ton of biological basis for homosexuality. Why would someone choose to be gay anyway, it makes no sense. There's no benefit in it if you aren't biologically predisposed to enjoy it.

    I mean if I enjoy it, and I chose to be gay, that means that anybody who chooses to be gay would enjoy it. So if you chose to try out being gay, are you saying you would enjoy the dick in your ass just like I do? Would every guy enjoy a dick up their ass if they simply *chose* to be gay?

    Same reason why a lot of fags act and talk all camp.



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  4. #44
    Soyboy III: The Quest for 911 Truth Tuskegee Airman [oppositely expose the hypermetropia]
    I don't think hes the dumbest, but §m£ÂgØL has an unquenchable appetite for being humiliated.

    Maybe what with all his big black bfs his methane vents aren't as active as they used to be?

    Otoh I don't want to make too much fun of him, I know he has my PI all stored up.
  5. #45
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  6. #46
    Cro Mango Houston
    Originally posted by aldra Humans, some of the higher apes and dolphins are about the only animals that partake in sexual activity because they enjoy it, rather than it being a pure, instinctual biological imperative.

    What's the difference? I like fucking because cumming feels good, that's the instinct. We don't do it for elevated reasons, it's just that we have more of an ability to choose to do something else.
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  7. #47
    Ghost Black Hole
    I bet he doesn't even do meth what a loser
  8. #48
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by aldra this is a retarded position

    even the scientist who put forward the original 'animal homosexuality' theory subsequently retracted it (I forget his name).

    Humans, some of the higher apes and dolphins are about the only animals that partake in sexual activity because they enjoy it, rather than it being a pure, instinctual biological imperative. To read 'homosexual' behaviour into 'lower' animals is counterintuitive, as it's always the result of confused or misdirected instincts - they're not engaging in homosexual behaviour, they're engaging in the natural behaviour of the opposite sex.

    As for 'higher' animals like bonobos and dolphins, I'm tempted just to call them faggots but rubbing off on one another is more of an evolutionary conflict-resolution trait - they've discovered (either consciously or unconsciously) that if they can give someone they're arguing with a boner, they immediately become less aggressive. The sexual stimulation is a means to an end, and because it's so effective it's pervaded all of their societal and intermonkeyal relations

    That only proves homosexuality is biological. There is little difference between the mind of a dog and the mind of a dog.
  9. #49
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Cro Mango What's the difference? I like fucking because cumming feels good, that's the instinct. We don't do it for elevated reasons, it's just that we have more of an ability to choose to do something else.

    This tho. I don't get why there's a separation. It's instinctual for me as well. I see dick, i get hard dick. Sex is like the most instinctual thing ever.
  10. #50
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG This tho. I don't get why there's a separation. It's instinctual for me as well. I see dick, i get hard dick. Sex is like the most instinctual thing ever.

    So you see dick and that gets you all excited coz you're then thinking "ohhhh, I might get to be fucked like a girl does, oh I do love pretending like I'm a big girl".

    You soppy cunt.



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  11. #51
    Ghost Black Hole
    This tho. I don't get why there's a separation. It's instinctual for me as well. I see Underaged loli i get hard dick. Sex is like the most instinctual thing ever.
  12. #52
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc So you see dick and that gets you all excited coz you're then thinking "ohhhh, I might get to be fucked like a girl does, oh I do love pretending like I'm a big girl".

    You soppy cunt.



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    Animals probably don't actually think that. Only someone as dumb as you would take it literally.
  13. #53
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by GGG Animals probably don't actually think that. Only someone as dumb as you would take it literally.

    You keep talking about 'animals' and 'animal brains' but we are all animals man
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  14. #54
    Cro Mango Houston
    Originally posted by Ghost This tho. I don't get why there's a separation. It's instinctual for me as well. I see Underaged loli i get hard dick. Sex is like the most instinctual thing ever.


    I don't call people fat for thinking about food, only for being fat.
  15. #55
    Originally posted by Cro Mango What's the difference? I like fucking because cumming feels good, that's the instinct. We don't do it for elevated reasons, it's just that we have more of an ability to choose to do something else.

    do you howl in the middle of the night when your in heat ?

    do you sniff females' pee pee at random to see if their in heat ?
  16. #56
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    What other names foes he go by? And again who the heck is sploo? I demand answer!!
  17. #57
    Cro Mango Houston
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny do you howl in the middle of the night when your in heat ?

    do you sniff females' pee pee at random to see if their in heat ?

    They don't have karaoke clubs in China?
  18. #58
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by GGG There is little difference between the mind of a dog and the mind of a dog.

    I think I want to change my original answer to 'is §m£ÂgØL the most retarded poster on this site'
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  19. #59
    Cro Mango Houston
    Maybe it sounded better in Chinese
  20. #60
    Cro Mango Houston
    Benny can use confirm
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