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  1. #21
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by RisiR † Yea, Panny. Get it straight. You forgot the most important part.

    Ukulele goose jam.

    I mean, FUCK, man!

    Between the trailer parks, the ass fucking and the WHEN and WHERE it happened, and CUCKED into believing in being a father, it's a lot keep up with, OK?

    OK?!?!!

    ALL THIS PRESSURE! I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!
  2. #22
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    But how many people can say they lost their virginity in a threesome next to one of these?



    Not many, I bet.
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  3. #23
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Grimace I mean, FUCK, man!

    Between the trailer parks, the ass fucking and the WHEN and WHERE it happened, and CUCKED into believing in being a father, it's a lot keep up with, OK?

    OK?!?!!

    ALL THIS PRESSURE! I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!

    It's ok.

    Let §m£ÂgØL seduce you with a Ukulele solo. It will calm you down.
  4. #24
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by RisiR † It's ok.

    Let §m£ÂgØL seduce you with a Ukulele solo. It will calm you down.

    I'd rather YOU seduce me with some sauerkraut and bratwurst
  5. #25
    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i think his entire outlook of/on life is shapped by an episode of 24 where someone under interogation told jack bauer that china is the future and thats when he became china phillia.

    Wow. Now all of a sudden I think this guy is fucking great. Lives on impulse AND hates China, that's also me
  6. #26
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Literally every time you tell my hitchhiking story you completely get all the facts wrong. I don't think I have ever seen you tell it and not get several things wrong. A lot of stuff that happened didn't even happen yet when i published. Most of it actually. I don't know why I published or wrote it. I remember after hydro pulled a gun on me her grandmother told me "hey at least now you have some new stuff for your book"

    Also I hitchhiked for 3 days straight with like 15 different rides, from my front door to hydros. No paid transportation until the way back when I decided long distance hitchhiking sucked and I never wanted to do it alone again. You ever been stranded in a city with no car or bed or money? It sucks. Cops either treat you like an adventurer or a piece of shit. I had to walk to a different town at one point because a cop threatened to arrest me for hitchhiking (not against the law where i was) and then followed me until I left that town. Then I found a spot and a cop from a different town picked me up and bought me food. Super nice dude. Took me to a truck stop where i found a ride to Memphis.

    I also did some minor hitchhiking in Taiwan when I got stuck in the mountains.

    If anybody wants to hitchhike abroad with me, I would love it. I really wanna go again. I just don't ever wanna hitchhike alone. I'm pretty happy with having done it. Most people don't have the experience of meeting new strangers daily like that. People know there's zero chance of seeing you again so they're willing to open up and talk about anything. Usually nobody is that sincere or honest when you first meet them. And if they are they're probably crazy.

    I guess he not the only one to get the story wrong then. From what I understand the only part you got right was the bit where you took a cock in your ass.



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  7. #27
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Getting stuck in strange cities and having to survive has become second nature to me. It ain't nuttin.



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  8. #28
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc I guess he not the only one to get the story wrong then. From what I understand the only part you got right was the bit where you took a cock in your ass.



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    You keep saying this like I'm not bisexual and don't enjoy getting dick up the ass. I've had other male partners since.
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  9. #29
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG But how many people can say they lost their virginity in a threesome next to one of these?



    Not many, I bet.

    Who fucking cares? From what I can gather how you lost your v card sounds pretty fucking shitty.

    lol



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  10. #30
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG You keep saying this like I'm not bisexual and don't enjoy getting dick up the ass. I've had other male partners since.

    And you keep saying that like its not something to be totally fucking embarrassed about.


    lol



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  11. #31
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Narc And you keep saying that like its not something to be totally fucking embarrassed about.


    lol



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    Yeah, because it's not.
  12. #32
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by GGG Yeah, because it's not.

    You wouldn't have been so keen to show off about it in my day boy. We'd kick faggots heads in just for lolz back then.



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  13. #33
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Yeah well thank fuck we live in a society that doesn't kick in the heads of people for how they were born.

    It's no better than beating people up for the color of their skin.

    If you want to have these caveman attitudes go to the middle east. They love killing gays there.
  14. #34
    Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    You weren't born that way, people with colored skin don't chose to be colored.



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  15. #35
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I guess dolphins and swans and dogs and monkeys all choose to be gay too, right?

    It's not like we have biological basis for homosexuality or anything. Oh wait we fucking do.

    http://www.godandscience.org/evolution/genetics_of_homosexuality.html

    Before you dismiss it because of the site name, it has a ton of studies you can follow. There is a ton of biological basis for homosexuality. Why would someone choose to be gay anyway, it makes no sense. There's no benefit in it if you aren't biologically predisposed to enjoy it.

    I mean if I enjoy it, and I chose to be gay, that means that anybody who chooses to be gay would enjoy it. So if you chose to try out being gay, are you saying you would enjoy the dick in your ass just like I do? Would every guy enjoy a dick up their ass if they simply *chose* to be gay?
  16. #36
    Cro Mango Houston
    HEY §m£ÂgØL, DISSOLVE A COCK IN YOUR Crouton TEA AND DRINK IT PHAGGIT
  17. #37
    Originally posted by GGG I fucking LOVE being lost, because that means I get to be active and problem solve and discover new places along the way.

    yea, i enjoy getting lost too, but only when im out there in/on my own vehicle, with my own means of propulsion thru the strangers in a strange city.

    getting lost and being reliant on others and subjecting yourself to the mercy of others to move around, at home or abroad, is a sign amd a symtomp of beta mentality.

    betas, instead of propelling themselves on their own power, prefer to be taken around by mightier, alfaier creatures. they hitchhike.
  18. #38
    Originally posted by GGG I guess dolphins and swans and dogs and monkeys all choose to be gay too, right?

    It's not like we have biological basis for homosexuality or anything. Oh wait we fucking do.

    http://www.godandscience.org/evolution/genetics_of_homosexuality.html

    Before you dismiss it because of the site name, it has a ton of studies you can follow. There is a ton of biological basis for homosexuality. Why would someone choose to be gay anyway, it makes no sense. There's no benefit in it if you aren't biologically predisposed to enjoy it.

    I mean if I enjoy it, and I chose to be gay, that means that anybody who chooses to be gay would enjoy it. So if you chose to try out being gay, are you saying you would enjoy the dick in your ass just like I do? Would every guy enjoy a dick up their ass if they simply *chose* to be gay?

    amd whats betaier than justifying your sexuality based in behaviors of not other persons and/or celebreties, but animals ?

    yes; being §m£ÂgØL.
  19. #39
    i have not punch so many punchijg bags for so long now my fists are sore.
  20. #40
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yea, i enjoy getting lost too, but only when im out there in/on my own vehicle, with my own means of propulsion thru the strangers in a strange city.

    getting lost and being reliant on others and subjecting yourself to the mercy of others to move around, at home or abroad, is a sign amd a symtomp of beta mentality.

    betas, instead of propelling themselves on their own power, prefer to be taken around by mightier, alfaier creatures. they hitchhike.

    "I'm scared of strangers"

    -Benny.

    Being able to get anywhere without technology is the true power.
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