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Seasonal Affective Disorder

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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I go to sleep, and it's dark.

    I wake up, and it's dark.

    It's dark, cold, and fucking depressing.

    Why is this not a more commonly referenced disorder?

    It amazes me that it isn't considered a universal fact that Winter fucking sucks, not a so-called psychiatric disorder.

    If you live in the Southern Hemisphere, just ignore this thread (and maybe bump it in six months if you want).
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    This is when I am the happiest. I am more reclusive during the Summer.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala This is when I am the happiest. I am more reclusive during the Summer.

    How? HOW ARE YOU HAPPY? It's cold and dark. These descriptors are seldom found alongside the likes of 'happiness' or 'joy'.

    I'm also not much into Chris|mas either, so that just compounds things.

    FUCK, Winter sucks.

    Why am I capitalizing it?

    It's not even a proper noun, is it?

    It's like I have some kind of submissive sexual relationship with Winter.
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    I like the dark and the cold. I love to hibernate.

    I live in the south so winters here are not as harsh and it’s a break from the stupid fucking heat.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I live in Canada where winters are cold as fuck.

    They're worse the more North or East you go, but it's still cold in Southwestern B.C., I tell ya what.

    And I'm not much of a hibernator.

    I get depressed when I'm not being productive.

    In the Summer I was like a workaholic, and now I just get drunk all day. It's like my ambition is dead.

    I need to do CPR on my ambition.

    Definitely resuscitate.
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    Superhero Houston
    I called Britney, Diane, and Heather at once and we had a 4G Orgy.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Superhero I called Britney, Diane, and Heather at once and we had a 4G Orgy.

    Who are they?

    One of those is my mom's name, btw.
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    It’s Diane.

    Also in regards to topic I would be apt to say that it is all just reversed due to geography but people here don’t like the winter so it is probably just me being a cuddlebug.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala It’s Diane.

    Even though you had a one-in-three chance of getting it right, it still feels weird that you did.

    Originally posted by ohfralala Also in regards to topic I would be apt to say that it is all just reversed due to geography but people here don’t like the winter so it is probably just me being a cuddlebug.

    It seems like a universal thing to not like winter.

    You've found a way to sublimate it into some kind of good thing.

    I'm jealous.
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    Well I know you’re relatively close to my age. I also know people my age typically don’t have mothers named Britney or Heather. Dianes gave birth to the Britneys and Heathers.

    Don’t be jealous bc I’m miserable for 5 different months of the year.
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Well, I've been awake for a grand total of four hours, so it's about time to call it a day.

    I literally woke up at 2PM today, turned the heat way up, started watching T.V. (I never watch TV, even though I pay like $100 a month for some kind of fancy channel package), and started drinking wine out of a box.

    It's now been four hours and I'm just going to go to sleep.

    I saw zero sun today.

    Only rain, misery, and cable TV (and a box of wine).
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    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Well I know you’re relatively close to my age. I also know people my age typically don’t have mothers named Britney or Heather. Dianes gave birth to the Britneys and Heathers.

    Yeah it is way more likely to be like a baby-boomer kinda name.

    Originally posted by ohfralala Don’t be jealous bc I’m miserable for 5 different months of the year.

    I'm sorry to hear that. :(

    I'll do my best to comfort you during the Summer months (if I'm around - I'll probably be out doing stuff though).

    And why do I keep capitalizing season names?

    It feels like it's how you're supposed to say it, but it also feels weird.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    I bask under a vitamin D reptile light everyday to replenish essential vitamins lost by lack of sun.
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    Originally posted by gadzooks I go to sleep, and it's dark.

    I wake up, and it's dark.

    It's dark, cold, and fucking depressing.

    Why is this not a more commonly referenced disorder?

    It amazes me that it isn't considered a universal fact that Winter fucking sucks, not a so-called psychiatric disorder.

    If you live in the Southern Hemisphere, just ignore this thread (and maybe bump it in six months if you want).

    its time like this that gave white people their physical trait,

    blonde hairs and bright eyes. easier too see in low light conditions.

    be thankful.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    Yeah going to work when it's dark feels weird my body tells me to stay home and get high
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    Yes I'm an enjoyer of the cold and dark, wet and windy too.
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    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes I'm an enjoyer of the cold and dark, wet and windy too.

    This isn't as sexual as you think it is

    It's considerably more
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    There's nothing better than waking up on a cold winter day, sleeping in for an extra hour in a warm bed, getting up to make some hot coffee with a blanket wrapped around you. Walking around in the cold when it's dark, lights everywhere, bundled up in heavy clothes still feeling the cold air against your face and hands, it's so cozy and nice. I wish it could be winter year round.
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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    From working as a nursing assistant in a psychiatric unit I've came to the conclusion that seasonal affective d/o is a
    co-morbid in nature and thats why it probably doesn't get as much press. But a lot of the patients actually had that but it was merely a side effect of the overlying illness, bipolar d/o, schizoaffective d/o....

    personally I like winter a lot because its cuffing season and the cold makes you cuddle up and bundle up more. I like wearing nothing but a nice oversized sweater in the morning sipping a cup of hibiscus and rose petal tea curled up on the couch with a good conspiracy book. mmm mmmmm good fam.
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    Ghost Black Hole
    I wonder if a mall santa has ever shot up a mall
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