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People who think cigarettes are a part of them

  1. *cough*
  2. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Have you ever tried smoking a cigarette through your vagina? Like maybe you could do kegels and learn to blow smoke rings.
  3. I just quit and now you want me to start again so I can do circus tricks?
  4. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    This is my typical pickup line, so I'm sorry for that frala, but yes I want you to be a dirty cancerous circus animal for me.
  5. Originally posted by GGG This is my typical pickup line, so I'm sorry for that frala, but yes I want you to be a dirty cancerous circus animal for me.

    im going to stick a cigar up your ass.

    amber head first.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Cro Mango Fuck you

    You don't scare me, kid.
  7. Cro Mango Houston
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me, kid.

    Be advised that unfear announced is fear unannounced.
  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    This is ironic, coming from a fag.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    What fag worth his salt doesn't like fags? Makes no sense!
  10. Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare me, kid.

    *waves*

  11. Cro Mango Houston
    Originally posted by RisiR † This is ironic, coming from a fag.

    You don't understand what irony is.
  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Ohh please explain it to me you oh so wise Captain handsome and well tanned individual. I would be nothing without your wisdom.

    Cigarettes a part of me. §m£ÂgØL is gay. Cigarettes=fags. §m£ÂgØL=fag. Irony.

    Your turn.
  13. Cro Mango Houston
    Originally posted by RisiR † Ohh please explain it to me you oh so wise Captain handsome and well tanned individual. I would be nothing without your wisdom.

    Cigarettes a part of me. §m£ÂgØL is gay. Cigarettes=fags. §m£ÂgØL=fag. Irony.

    Your turn.

    That's just a coincidence. Irony is when someone says something that has another implication for he listener that they are not aware of. It would be ironic if he was actually saying cigarettes were a part of him.
  14. Cro Mango Houston
    Basically, it's not like ra-e-ain on your wedding day
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Irony is poetic justice.
  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    You're a faggot and wrong. Don't talk to me.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Yes, I recognize this...cigarette personality bullshit. Avid shit smoker


    couldn't type the line straight
  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Being a fag (also a slang term for cigarettes) is part of him. Ironic.
  19. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by mashlehash Yes, I recognize this…cigarette personality bullshit. Avid shit smoker


    couldn't type the line straight

    Alright but you actually have mental issues that make nicotine intake worth it. I've used it before while hallucinating and that shit is jesus level for stopping/relaxing that stuff. Like a breath of fresh air.

    You should switch to ecigs tho. Its significantly cheaper. I spent like 30 on juice and coils 3 weeks ago and I still have another week or so of juice and a remaining coil. Just changed it last night too.

    If I was still smoking I'd have probably spent that much in a week at the very least.
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