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victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
Originally posted by ohfralala
Do bank robberies even happen anymore? I never hear about them.
Every day. You probably don't hear about them because the media has been busy making you scared of other things for the last 2 years. It's all about Trump Trump Trump. Robberies only get reported to fill in the g
Yeah I'm a nerd so I've never been big on sports, but in Los Angeles where high speed chases are the local event du jour, I am a BIG fan. And of course I'm always on team junkie. I'm like "Okay bro you've got probably five minutes until they get the ghetto bird in the air. If you're going to make a move, you need to do it now. Find a good overpass to screen movement, maybe get another pair of clothes ready. Find a heavily populated area. Ooooookay good. Hop the median. Wrong way down a major street should get em to back off and give you some space. Ballsy move. NO NO NOT THE 405 ? ! AT 5:30 ON A THURSDAY? DUUUUDE. YOu done played yourself homie. GG no re."
In essence, I am to televised car chases what Joe Rogan is to the UFC.
Nahhhh, cause I’d think what if was my safe deposit box was stolen, what about other people’s momentos and funds? Nah, I guess not. I wouldn’t want my stuff stolen, and I wouldn’t wish that on others.
I wish for the robbers to elude the long arm of the law 4 a long time...creating lots of entertainment and suspense in the meantime... but eventually I want them to go down. Fuck them.. if it's not me that gets to enjoy the riches... I want no one else to, either.
Originally posted by Technologist
Nahhhh, cause I’d think what if was my safe deposit box was stolen, what about other people’s momentos and funds? Nah, I guess not. I wouldn’t want my stuff stolen, and I wouldn’t wish that on others.
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Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Yeah bank robbery went out with the 80s, only numpty wannabes rob banks now. Get your house burgled and cops will take 4 days to turn up, yet a bank gets robbed they there in 4 minutes. That just shows where their priorities lie.
