2018-12-08 at 10:51 PM UTC
I can't think of anyone who's more consistently wrong about nearly everything he tries to discuss. How can one person hold so much misinformation?
2018-12-08 at 10:53 PM UTC
He's a know it all that thinks he's cool.
2018-12-08 at 10:54 PM UTC
Narc
Space Nigga
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
He still just an apprentice adult but for some reason thinks he's this worldly wise dude faggot thingy.
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2018-12-09 at 8:42 AM UTC
The only thing you work is the shaft
2018-12-09 at 10:38 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I like §m£ÂgØL. Genuinely, I do. We go back a few years now. History n' shit. That has to be worth something. I think it is.
That said, ever since his "Hitchhiking Into Conception" fiasco where he Greyhound bussed to Florida and only actually hitchhiked once, and then lost his virginity to Hydro, had her husband fuck him in the ass, had her convince him that he was the father of her baby, and all of that BULLSHIT (that we tried to tell him so at the time, but he wasn't hearing it)...
...Ever since then, he has taken on this "Holier Than Thou" stance and somewhat of a "sage" because he went to school to study Chinese and went to Taiwan. Hitchhiked and "narrowly escaped a pregnancy", which isn't at all what he portrayed in his e-books he tried to sell online, documenting the experience.
§m£ÂgØL means well, I think. I think he's just very inexperienced in "real world" scenarios and circumstances and lives in the mindset of an amateur philosopher or dreamer, which isn't a bad thing, it just isn't practical and has no use in a 21st Century lifestyle.
§m£ÂgØL is not dumb. He is just inexperienced.
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2018-12-09 at 10:55 AM UTC
Sounds like he’s had quite the experience there!^^^
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2018-12-09 at 11:20 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace
I like §m£ÂgØL. Genuinely, I do. We go back a few years now. History n' shit. That has to be worth something. I think it is.
That said, ever since his "Hitchhiking Into Conception" fiasco where he Greyhound bussed to Florida and only actually hitchhiked once, and then lost his virginity to Hydro, had her husband fuck him in the ass, had her convince him that he was the father of her baby, and all of that BULLSHIT (that we tried to tell him so at the time, but he wasn't hearing it)…
…Ever since then, he has taken on this "Holier Than Thou" stance and somewhat of a "sage" because he went to school to study Chinese and went to Taiwan. Hitchhiked and "narrowly escaped a pregnancy", which isn't at all what he portrayed in his e-books he tried to sell online, documenting the experience.
§m£ÂgØL means well, I think. I think he's just very inexperienced in "real world" scenarios and circumstances and lives in the mindset of an amateur philosopher or dreamer, which isn't a bad thing, it just isn't practical and has no use in a 21st Century lifestyle.
§m£ÂgØL is not dumb. He is just inexperienced.
i think his entire outlook of/on life is shapped by an episode of 24 where someone under interogation told jack bauer that china is the future and thats when he became china phillia.
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2018-12-09 at 8:19 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
I've told the story in full before. Multiple times. You were around for pretty much the entire thing as well, so I'm surprised you've got the timeline and events so wrong. You don't remember being on Tinychat with me and Unwyred, and me telling you everything after I got back? There was no buttsex discussed. It would be an entire year until I had true buttsex.
If you have questions I'll answer them, but I'm not typing up a whole story again.
I was initially going to hitchhike for around a month until I realized I didn't like doing it alone. You mentioned the company of good people. Try being totally alone. I wasn't about to put myself through that in the name of 'adventure.' It's emotionally and physically draining. Especially worrying about where you're going to sleep for the night. I'm glad I had the option to not be forced into that kind of life.
It's still cool though, because I know I have the ability to get anywhere I want with absolutely nothing. It gave me a lot of confidence. Like when I got stuck in Taiwan I wasn't like "FUCK WHAT AM I GONNA DO THE BUSSES STOPPED RUNNING AND I HAVE NO SERVICE" it was just like, the next step in solving my problem. One of my favorite things to do when I'm somewhere new is to get lost and wander now. I fucking LOVE being lost, because that means I get to be active and problem solve and discover new places along the way.
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2018-12-09 at 8:22 PM UTC
Yea, Panny. Get it straight. You forgot the most important part.
Ukulele goose jam.
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2018-12-09 at 8:23 PM UTC
Coming spring 2020. Goose Jam 2 -Lebron James as Alfredo Sinterosa.
