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What's the best way to weigh your penis?

  1. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    He’s on the foreskin of modern science
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I tend to agree with the video game homosexuals, you aren't going to get a valid answer with any of these methods. Cut it off, get surgery to make a vagina, and then tell people how much your severed penis weighed before you changed.

    User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "game"!
  3. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Zanick User was banned for saying the taboo phrase "game"!

    Wait, what? is this a thing?

    "game".
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by gadzooks Wait, what? is this a thing?

    "game".

    It's another one of Lanny's community-destroying kiddy games.
  5. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL It's another one of Lanny's community-destroying kiddy games.

    I'm still trying to find out how the phrase enhancements work... Or how user titles are assigned.

    I can't even fathom trying to figure out what words get someone auto-banned around here.
  6. Originally posted by gadzooks Wait, what? is this a thing?

    "game".

    What is this 'Taboo' thing and how do I sign up for it?

    It's a forum game where players attempt to make a particular other player say a specific, randomly chosen word. If successful the targeted player will be banned for a short time. Participating means you will potentially be a target as well. You can read the full rules, see your current status in the game, and sign up here.
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  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by ohfralala What is this 'Taboo' thing and how do I sign up for it?

    It's a forum game where players attempt to make a particular other player say a specific, randomly chosen word. If successful the targeted player will be banned for a short time. Participating means you will potentially be a target as well. You can read the full rules, see your current status in the game, and sign up here.

    I saw some kind of reference to the word 'taboo' in the ISS github repo... I still have no idea what it's about.
  8. Originally posted by Ughhu This is what the google produced:

    First and foremost, do whatever necessary to keep the size of the penis constant.
    Use a force meter, tie a string to front end of the penis (Figure 1). While the string is relaxed, you will measure zero force, because all of the penis's weight is being balanced by the pulling force from the body. From this point on, all forces measurements are automatically converted to mass, they are obtained by multiplying the measured force and the appropriate gravitational constant, so if you are doing this on earth, can use 9.8 m/s^2.
    Slowly pull the force meter upwards, you will start to record some mass (Figure 2), the string starts to take over some of the weight of the penis. The important part here is keeping the string perfectly vertical, in order to do this you will have to shift the force meter further away from the body. This detail is crucial and could be the major source of error of this method.
    Continue to pull up until the penis is horizontal. At this point, the weight of the penis is evenly distributed between the string and the body, if the measured mass is 30 g, then the mass of the penis is 60 g (Figure 3).
    If you continue to pull up, at some point the force will increase, the body is exerting a force to balance the pulling force in order to keep the penis connected, the measured mass at this point is no longer valid (Figure 4).

    The schematic diagram demonstrates the four different stages mentioned above, and a plot of mass vs distance. The main challenge in this practice is to ensure minimum force between the penis and the body.

    post #82.
  9. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny post #82.

    Post #102 is kinda similar



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  10. Originally posted by Narc Post #102 is kinda similar



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    no. thats inefficient and redundant.
  11. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no. thats inefficient and redundant.

    Like your cock



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  12. Originally posted by Narc Like your cock



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    straight would be the most efficient shape for a stabbing implement.
  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    NIS confirmed gay. Put Penis in your title and the thread gets 5 pages min.
  14. gay threads attract gay posters.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny gay threads attract gay posters.

    You have a penis avatar, on a site which consist mostly of males. Connect the dots.
  16. Originally posted by -SpectraL You have a penis avatar, on a site which consist mostly of males. Connect the dots.

    its actually my penis.

    i just want all of you to be exposed to my penis.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its actually my penis.

    i just want all of you to be exposed to my penis.

    You are a voyeur.
  18. Originally posted by -SpectraL You are a voyeur.

    i voyeurth and i exhibith.
  19. Ughhu Tuskegee Airman [tepidly antiquate my affinity]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its actually my penis.

    i just want all of you to be exposed to my penis.

    Hopefully your aids won’t travel through the internet to infect us all. Space aids
  20. Originally posted by Ughhu Hopefully your aids won’t travel through the internet to infect us all. Space aids

    its gaydiation does.
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