Im so damn obsessive - compulsive, that...

1. 2018-12-06 at 5 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   I refuse to depart my room unless the current time on the microwave clock is a multiple of 5.
2. 2018-12-06 at 5:02 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I am a 2 and 8 man.
   
   Microwave is always set to those. Piece of pizza? 28 seconds, stopped at 2 seconds. Etc.
   
   One time I bought a squirrel from the squirrel store and put it in my microwave for 8:28 and it survived when I opened it at 0:28 and we all had a good hearty laff
3. 2018-12-06 at 5:03 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Yes like MMQ mine usually has a few seconds left displayed rather than the time...who the hell waits till the ding to open the door...not I.
4. 2018-12-06 at 5:07 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Fuck that door ding. Or beep. Mine beeps 4 times (I think 4 is par) even if you open it mid-beep. 99% of the time I open my mic when it reads 0:02. Sometimes I have competitions with myself where I put something in the mic and I go pee and try to time it out in my head to where I get back at exactly the NICK OF TIME? NIC?
5. 2018-12-06 at 5:09 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   NICHOLAS I LOVE YOU!! ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO SUCK YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR ANAL CAVITY AND YOU ALWAYS HAD TO MAKE IT WEIRD. I HATE YOU. CALL MY MOM BY THE WAY DUDE.
6. 2018-12-06 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Originally posted by mmQ NICHOLAS I LOVE YOU!! ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO SUCK YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR ANAL CAVITY AND YOU ALWAYS HAD TO MAKE IT WEIRD. I HATE YOU. CALL MY MOM BY THE WAY DUDE.

   
   That's nasty. Put it on the wrap sheet, and sequence the rhythm.
7. 2018-12-06 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash That's nasty. Put it on the wrap sheet, and sequence the rhythm.

   
   This. Is the. Rhthym of the. Night.
8. 2018-12-06 at 5:34 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Where do you live mmQ?
9. 2018-12-06 at 5:38 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by mashlehash Where do you live mmQ?

   
   where don't I
10. 2018-12-06 at 5:41 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Walgreens, Walmart, Maceys, K-mart, .....The Hospital?
    
    
11. 2018-12-06 at 5:42 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    WWMK