I refuse to depart my room unless the current time on the microwave clock is a multiple of 5.
2018-12-06 at 5:02 PM UTC
I am a 2 and 8 man.
Microwave is always set to those. Piece of pizza? 28 seconds, stopped at 2 seconds. Etc.
One time I bought a squirrel from the squirrel store and put it in my microwave for 8:28 and it survived when I opened it at 0:28 and we all had a good hearty laff
2018-12-06 at 5:03 PM UTC
Yes like MMQ mine usually has a few seconds left displayed rather than the time...who the hell waits till the ding to open the door...not I.
2018-12-06 at 5:07 PM UTC
Fuck that door ding. Or beep. Mine beeps 4 times (I think 4 is par) even if you open it mid-beep. 99% of the time I open my mic when it reads 0:02. Sometimes I have competitions with myself where I put something in the mic and I go pee and try to time it out in my head to where I get back at exactly the NICK OF TIME? NIC?
2018-12-06 at 5:09 PM UTC
NICHOLAS I LOVE YOU!! ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO SUCK YOUR INTESTINES OUT OF YOUR ANAL CAVITY AND YOU ALWAYS HAD TO MAKE IT WEIRD. I HATE YOU. CALL MY MOM BY THE WAY DUDE.
2018-12-06 at 5:41 PM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
Walgreens, Walmart, Maceys, K-mart, .....The Hospital?