None Of You Even Scare Me In The Slightest

1. 2016-06-06 at 9:18 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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   discuss...
2. 2016-06-06 at 10:32 PM UTC

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   Dissociator African Astronaut
   
   
   discus...
3. 2016-06-07 at 12:16 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   
4. 2016-06-07 at 12:17 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I like turtles.
5. 2016-06-07 at 1:54 AM UTC

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   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   What about me, Spec? Am I not.... scary to you?
6. 2016-06-07 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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7. 2016-06-07 at 3:07 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

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   discuss…

   
   good. chasing down my rape victims is tiring.
8. 2016-06-07 at 3:35 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   nobody asked
   
   the only reason why you would bring this up is if you were secretly terrified.
9. 2016-06-07 at 4:35 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm a victim.
10. 2016-06-07 at 4:42 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'm sure we can pair you up with someone who's into that sort of thing
11. 2016-06-07 at 4:43 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    What about me, Spec? Am I not…. scary to you?

    
    Ok, maybe a lit bit. But hardly any fear at all. Oh, who am I kidding? You don't scare me either, kid.
12. 2016-06-07 at 7:28 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The only thing SpectraL's scared of are the parents walking in.
13. 2016-06-07 at 8:30 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    The only thing SpectraL's scared of are the parents walking in.

    
    them or Chris Hansen
    
14. 2016-06-07 at 8:36 AM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    them or Chris Hansen

    
    Associating Spectral with pedophilia is a disservice to pedophiles.
15. 2016-06-07 at 8:50 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Hansen: Got a big afternoon planned?
    -SpectraL: ...Not really.
    Hansen: *Pulls out the chat logs* It says here "I'd blank you harder than Jeff Hunter was blanked when he had to make the move from UBB to vbulletin." What do you mean by that?
    -SpectraL: That's just words. That's just the Internet, it means nothing.
    Hansen: But -SpectraL, you're here! It stops being the Internet when you actually show up to the house.
    -SpectraL: ....Yeah...
16. 2016-06-07 at 9:24 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You don't scare me, kid
17. 2016-06-07 at 12:05 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Hansen: Got a big afternoon planned?
    -SpectraL: …Not really.
    Hansen: *Pulls out the chat logs* It says here "I'd blank you harder than Jeff Hunter was blanked when he had to make the move from UBB to vbulletin." What do you mean by that?
    -SpectraL: That's just words. That's just the Internet, it means nothing.
    Hansen: But -SpectraL, you're here! It stops being the Internet when you actually show up to the house.
    -SpectraL: ….Yeah…

    
    You don't know me. Not really. In the real world, Hanson would be in a world of hurt. First, I would slam a knee into his mid section, doubling him. Then I would grab him by both ears and apply a headbuster to the little guy. He wouldn't even see it coming. After that, I would treat him to a carefully executed chokeslam backbreaker, quickly followed by a front facelock stunner, and then finish off the smug smiler with a back-to-belly piledriver. Hansen wouldn't even stand a chance.
18. 2016-06-07 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    Ok, maybe a lit bit. But hardly any fear at all. Oh, who am I kidding? You don't scare me either, kid.

    
    
    You just admitted it. Whether you like it or not, you just did. But don't fret, Spec. I like you. I am not going to harm you in any way whatsoever.
19. 2016-06-07 at 12:41 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    I am not going to harm you in any way whatsoever.

    
    That's just as well, as I am impervious to bullets, or any kind of flying projectiles, really.
    
20. 2016-06-07 at 1:09 PM UTC

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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

    That's just as well, as I am impervious to bullets, or any kind of flying projectiles, really.

    
    See, there's no need to worry, Spec. You're good.