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  1. #21
    Originally posted by Ghost Tramadol is pussy ass shit. Anyone that agrees to a drug test is a loser.

    They tried to drug test me once so I just told them what drugs I do

    smoke carfentanil like a real man

    If I had no aspirations in life beyond living in my spouse's parents' basement I wouldn't mind risking my job either
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  2. #22
    Ghost Black Hole
    Get a real job where you can develop your skills and make real money for real drugs instead of pissing in cups every week.

    Every second they spend drug testing you is time that could be spent doing a million other things. Also costs money

    Americans are whipped cuck bitches and every company drug tests because you're all too cucked to do anything about it.

    In my glorious utopia you only get tested if you are clearly fucked up at work and they need a reason to fire you. Even then it's pretty rare

    I drove a forklift on a benzo blackout once and told the boss I ate too much benadryl and he just laughed
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  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Piss tests are serious business but so easy to beat. If they're not watching you there's no excuse for failing one
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  4. #24
    Ghost Black Hole
    Imagine discussing piss metabolites professionally

    Smh
  5. #25
    Just took an entire bottle of this, let's see what happens
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  6. #26
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    see you next week
  7. #27
    Technologist victim of incest
    OMG
    Go to detoxify.com. Use the pills for high toxicity, works like a charm, you have to follow the directions to a T.
  8. #28
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I think that's probably the opposite of what he's trying to achieve
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  9. #29
    Technologist victim of incest
    So many people fuck up by bringing someone else’s urine. They end up sitting in the waiting room while others are tested, and it gets cold. They’re the first ones to say, I gotta go now when they show up. Any adult who can’t hold their bladder needs to go back to training pants.
  10. #30
    Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by aldra I think that's probably the opposite of what he's trying to achieve

    Oh, he’s not trying to pass a piss test? Guess I read it wrong.
  11. #31
    Technologist victim of incest
    Oh, ok, I just went back to the OT, got it!
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Jυicebox Just took an entire bottle of this, let's see what happens

    Got nothing but nausea and tiredness

    That shit sucked

    Guess I should stick to my usual source

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