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Are you good at job interviews?

  1. 2018-12-05 at 1:02 PM UTC
    #41
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    I'm usually the one giving the interview so yes I'm good at them.
  2. 2018-12-05 at 1:39 PM UTC
    #42
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Exactly, there are people whose job it is to figure out how to exploit my labor profitably.

    No one can exploit your labour except you.
  3. 2018-12-05 at 5:13 PM UTC
    #43
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny im sure they think its a prosthetic if you dont show it to them.

    I give interviews with my dick hanging out.
  4. 2018-12-05 at 5:35 PM UTC
    #44
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I give interviews with my dick hanging out.

    what medical condition is your penis suffering from ???
  5. 2018-12-05 at 6:11 PM UTC
    #45
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by DietPiano No one can exploit your labour except you.

    Incorrect.
  6. 2018-12-05 at 8:09 PM UTC
    #46
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what medical condition is your penis suffering from ???

    Penisitis.
  7. 2018-12-05 at 8:24 PM UTC
    #47
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by Lanny Nothing wrong with that. You're the bi-guy around here my dude.

    I'm straight as pulled taffy m8 and I am perfectly happy with the peeps on tonight but I don't even know what to expect for this game talked about the Turks thing to do with the world that you should take antibiotics and get a hit on the date you are going to hell your life at risk because you are a crazy bitch
  8. 2018-12-05 at 8:28 PM UTC
    #48
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Penisitis.

    was it fixed ?
  9. 2018-12-05 at 8:30 PM UTC
    #49
    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was it fixed ?

    Lol seems like a symptom of the problem we have proof of
  10. 2018-12-05 at 8:38 PM UTC
    #50
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny was it fixed ?

    Many times.
  11. 2018-12-05 at 8:41 PM UTC
    #51
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ajax This, minus the lying. Have a handful of stories ready that you can apply to a variety of questions.

    Focus on accomplishments and results more so than what your previous jobs were. You can mention a summary of what you did, but focus more on what you got done and how you did it.

    Look up the STAR method for behavioral interviewing. STAR stands for Situation, Task, Action, and Result. Thinking like that will help you out.

    What if someone has to lie though?

    Lets say they have been termed from most of their jobs, don't try hard at any, and have never had any professional achievements. This person's best chance at getting hired is going to be to lie.

    Strange to think of all of the jobs I've obtained over those that actually deserve the job and needed the job more. Guess that's how it goes though.
  12. 2018-12-05 at 8:56 PM UTC
    #52
    Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]
    Originally posted by esbity What if someone has to lie though?

    Lets say they have been termed from most of their jobs, don't try hard at any, and have never had any professional achievements. This person's best chance at getting hired is going to be to lie.

    Strange to think of all of the jobs I've obtained over those that actually deserve the job and needed the job more. Guess that's how it goes though.

    They probably have been termed from most of their jobs because they are unqualified for the jobs they get and do shitty work.
  13. 2018-12-05 at 10:55 PM UTC
    #53
    esbity African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ajax They probably have been termed from most of their jobs because they are unqualified for the jobs they get and do shitty work.

    Yeah, of course. But maybe they just get burnt out and want UI.
  14. 2018-12-06 at 1:33 AM UTC
    #54
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I was listening in because I don't trust Russians who I don't know if they are nearby; I am Russian, so I know why I don't trust them.

    This made me lol.
  15. 2018-12-06 at 1:36 AM UTC
    #55
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny the next guy who replaces you will have nightmares.

    I'll never get why any decent coder would have any trouble diving right into Python.

    If you've coded in any other language, Python should be like going back to kindergarten again.

    Or maybe I'm a bit biased because like 90% of my experience is in Python, but I've coded in Assembly, C++, Java, JavaScript, Golang, etc... Python is the easiest to code in hands fucking down.

    And sometimes, getting from "idea/concept in mind" to functioning code as fast as possible is the goal.
  16. 2018-12-06 at 1:39 AM UTC
    #56
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Either that, or I'm bringing QBasic back...

  17. 2018-12-06 at 7:16 AM UTC
    #57
    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'll never get why any decent coder would have any trouble diving right into Python.

    If you've coded in any other language, Python should be like going back to kindergarten again.

    Or maybe I'm a bit biased because like 90% of my experience is in Python, but I've coded in Assembly, C++, Java, JavaScript, Golang, etc… Python is the easiest to code in hands fucking down.

    And sometimes, getting from "idea/concept in mind" to functioning code as fast as possible is the goal.

    well maybe they want to cut costs and just employ a cheap someone whos good in the language required.
  18. 2018-12-06 at 7:16 AM UTC
    #58
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by GGG I'm straight as pulled taffy m8 and I am perfectly happy with the peeps on tonight but I don't even know what to expect for this game talked about the Turks thing to do with the world that you should take antibiotics and get a hit on the date you are going to hell your life at risk because you are a crazy bitch

    seems like a lione of straight real shit buit not with the recombinate refilgulators ima realnigga shit but the trilateral silosylic transmongerators inhibit true recombinant penisification but niggas still gotta recombinate before getting got so the trill crystaline divergant metastructures resist basal dick
  19. 2018-12-06 at 7:16 AM UTC
    #59
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    FAG
  20. 2018-12-06 at 7:27 AM UTC
    #60
    totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by kush_blunt "Hi I'm buddy buttfucker. Let's get to work!"

    Hello Buddy Buttfucker, I'm glad to see you're anxious to get to work and all.. but can you tell us a little bit more about yourself?
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