I'm no rooster but come see what this cock'll do to you

1. 2016-04-07 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Or just sit on my lap and we'll talk about this first thing that comes up.
2. 2016-04-08 at 12:55 AM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   you should leave the livestock alone
   
   http://imgur.com/gallery/70HNeL5
3. 2016-04-08 at 7:17 AM UTC

   #3
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I heard that joke in 2nd grade. Second fucking grade. Consider that.
4. 2016-04-08 at 9:37 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Does that line work often for you? I always liked this one: According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
5. 2016-04-08 at 10:04 AM UTC

   #5
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   I heard that joke in 2nd grade. Second fucking grade. Consider that.

   
   if someone told you to sit on their lap to talk about the first thing that pops up, followed by 'what their cock will do to you' in second grade, I'm not entirely sure it was a joke