Last night I had a girl that works at the porn shop down the street come over, brought me 40mgs of hydrocodone, a joint, and "nazi comedy porn" dvd
She begged me to put on a condom and fuck her, but I don't use condoms, they are against my religion. *im catholic* So I just let her suck and jerk me, *never came tho cause the opes*
i like that you won't use birth control because of your religion, but having sex with worthless druggie whores is totally a-okay. i, too, enjoy picking and choosing the rules i want to follow based on my own personal interests.
related to the thread topic of blowjobs...i am wholly un-fond of them. from the first knob-slobbing i ever received, i never had any desire to receive one, yet due to the absolute irony of the universe, the most recent primary recipient of my penile plundering 'loves giving head'...and thats a quote. now foreplay for me involves getting a blowjob and pretending to enjoy it.
I never understood that 'catholics can't use condoms' thing. the entire reason they 'can't use condoms' is because they're not supposed to be banging random whores for fun. it's like shooting someone in the face but refusing to jaywalk across the road to get to them because it's against the law.
Hey, sorry you don't get laid, but some of us here actually do.
See, that's the thing though. You're so eager to tell your internet buddied you got your dick sucked (and were literally cucked by the pope himself. Seriously, some old pasty nigger in the vatican says no rubbers and you're such a cuck that you stop having sex because of it) that I'm not not convinced you get laid half as often as you pretend like. Normal people don't feel the need to report each sexual encounter to people on the internet, the majority of which view them as a joke.
^I enjoy sex with out condoms, and I don't feel the need to report every sexual encounter, in fact most of mine go reported, And also I don't see how I was "literally" cucked by the pope.
(Yes you are right I'm not normal) No need to pretend here brah. That's likes saying cause sploo/roshambo talk about doing bundy/wellbutrin all the time, they must be pretending. I fully believe they do what they do as much as they say they do.
Some people are drug addicts, some are sex addicts. Though I will admit the amount of sex I have has gone down dramatically the last few months due to me working at night all the time and sleeping during the day.
Hah, Bill Krozby's herpes have herpes that have herpes. He is riddled with veneral diseases.
related to the thread topic of blowjobs…i am wholly un-fond of them. from the first knob-slobbing i ever received, i never had any desire to receive one, yet due to the absolute irony of the universe, the most recent primary recipient of my penile plundering 'loves giving head'…and thats a quote. now foreplay for me involves getting a blowjob and pretending to enjoy it.
